thank you kOna
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- shellie0
What kind of jaw surgery?
visualplane
(Aug 24 05, 14:07)I had a some severe atrophying in my top jaw line and pallet because of an old injury. Funny cos I went at first to go for some dental work, and they took some X-rays and were like "oh shit" and immediately send me off for CT scans on my head and found out i had a big problem.
I was referred to a plastic surgeon and a periodontist to try and reverse what's going on. It was cool cos they work in the same office so one did half the work and the other finished it. they went in and placed cadaver bone and membrane in my mouth and tacked it in in hopes to promote bone growth. Then they did some tissue grafts and stuff. If it doesn't work that great this time i have to do it again in 6 months :(. but, crazy what they can do through your mouth to change your face. I've had probably over 40 hours of reconstructive plastic surgery done on me since i was 12, without one cut to my face on the outside.
crazy huh?
- grayhood0
one time while shitting a 30 pound sledge i thought i was going to melt down, then i thought of kona getting dental surgery... then i was fine.
- todelete__20
oh MAN i totally forgot about greg the hammer.
that dude rocked!
- visualplane0
I think I need one of those
- JazX0
Napoleon Dynamite jaw surgery dude
- visualplane0
What kind of jaw surgery?
- todelete__20
omg, if i shat a mc hammer i would definetly make him teach me how to dance.
- todelete__20
OMG spongebob that claw hammer one made the hair on my arms stand up.
AAAAHHHHHhhahahaha!
- JazX0
And don't forget the hobo killing. He's steadily ridding America's streets of their kind.
*pumps fist into air
- mg330
- ricstultz0
I couldnt even go into the bathroom here today cuz of the smell someone left... instant gag reflex.
- Rand0
scene in bunuel movie: wealthy people at party sitting around table on toilets: retreat to small private rooms to eat
- mg330
Hey. I just threw up. My boss wants to know which one of you is gonna clean this up. Shellie?
- fullerc0
speaking of eating in the shiter....I once saw a guy stop in the shiiter on his way back to his desk with his lunch tray. He just sat it on the counter while he did his bizness. That' gross but at least he didn't take the tray into the stall with him.
- e-pill0
nicee!!!!
that same thing without k0na happened to me i had a hella lot of dental werk al lto be done in one shot, and as i have asthma i can go under or get nitrous so its all shots like 11 of them thruout my mouth, well during the first half i was starring at that light and then i see in their goggles the werk they were doing, and usually i am mad squemish when i see blood, but when its mine i am all like "he drew first blood" and i get all tuff and shit, but the sounds that you hear within your head is just to weird...
but your story is funnier!
:)
- Rand0
When started shittingt the big tools (HAMMERS AND SHIT) I started to freak out. Then I thought of kOna shitting hammers... and all was well. Thank you Kona.
- Point50
isnt that what cheese wiz is?
shellie
(Aug 24 05, 12:56)
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HAHAHAH!*throws away cheese wiz
- gruntt0
nothing could make me not love doritos.
you mentioned reading on the crapper. I've always said- If you have time to read while waiting to take a shit, maybe you don't have to take a shit.