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I foolishly did my jaw surgery this morning without getting put under. I watched a lot of what they were doing that was reflected from their goggles. I was fine until I noticed how much blood they were suctioning out.
When they started to bring out the big tools (HAMMERS AND SHIT) I started to freak out. About 5 pins in (2 more left to go) they were hammering into my face, I was sure I was gunna have to have them stop for a moment. Then I thought of kOna shitting hammers... and all was well.
Thank you kOna.
hahaha. see, and you guys called me a one trick pony.
NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY? i just saved a womans life. a sexy womans life.
haha. actually that's damn funny shellie. thanks for the laugh.
It would've been interesting to be in your place. I usually can't remember things for a whole day after stuff like that.
im not kidding. the thought saved me from a melt down. ive done the same proceedure 2ce before in my life I've never ever been awake for it. I had NO IDEA it was that intense.
somebody suggested before and after pics. now I wish I did, cos the bottom of my face is swellin up like a watermellon. im gunna look so sweet tomorrow.
you were awak during surgery? didn't it hurt!?
i have thought of kona while sitting on the toilet.
i've never admitted that before.
You shit a hammer? Why'd you have a hammer up your arse?
oh usually anethisia will put me out for a couple of days.. .vomiting and stuff. thats why I wanted to try without this time -- cos you can literally drive yourself home after or even go to work if you're up to it, which I will do at 2:30 actually. the Vicodin is kickin in.
My surgeon actually got frustrated when my teeth wouldn't come out once. Apparently my roots were really strong and it was difficult to pull the teeth out of them. So she had to get some huge tool and I could hear the crunching and mashing while some stuff was being pulled out.
fullerc. long story that involves a few construction workers and a really stupid bet.
speaking of being on the toilet. i just was in the bathroom standing at the stall and i hear a crunching sound from the stall. i turn and see a bag of doritos on the floor. the guy was shitting and eating doritos from off the floor at the same time.
i don't think i can ever eat doritos again. ever.
thats friggin gross.
i just kept hearing tap tap tap. tap tap tap. then some serious digging *shivers*
shut the fuck up kOna. were they ON the dirty floor or was just the bag on the floor. there's no way he was eating pissy doritos.
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!!!!
haha... no they were in a bag on the floor but this isn't someone's home shitter. who the hell does that?
reading?!? fine. eating? fuck no. to top it off the bag was between his legs on the floor. YUCK! one missfire and you got some wiz in yo chips.
*licking orange cheese dust and from fingers and wiping ass at same time
Please excuse me while I go throw out my Dorito bags.
*throws out all chip bags, just in case
isnt that what cheese wiz is?
nothing could make me not love doritos.
you mentioned reading on the crapper. I've always said- If you have time to read while waiting to take a shit, maybe you don't have to take a shit.
isnt that what cheese wiz is?
(Aug 24 05, 12:56)
*throws away cheese wiz
When started shittingt the big tools (HAMMERS AND SHIT) I started to freak out. Then I thought of kOna shitting hammers... and all was well. Thank you Kona.
that same thing without k0na happened to me i had a hella lot of dental werk al lto be done in one shot, and as i have asthma i can go under or get nitrous so its all shots like 11 of them thruout my mouth, well during the first half i was starring at that light and then i see in their goggles the werk they were doing, and usually i am mad squemish when i see blood, but when its mine i am all like "he drew first blood" and i get all tuff and shit, but the sounds that you hear within your head is just to weird...
but your story is funnier!