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- k0na_an0k0
dear michelle, i love you
but i love some other chick more
stay in touch
- k0na_an0k0
(a bananna thinking)
oh, no. not lunchbox
no one comes back from lunchbox.
no one but thermos.
- BonSeff0
country music sucks ass
honky tonk inbread fuck stick
gonna shoot a neck
- k0na_an0k0
my story haiku: by kOna
(a father and son fishing)
(dad catches fish with mustache)
look here son, a mustache
let us toss this special fish back
(fish takes off mustache)
see you fuckin chumps later
- winter0
true the stain that keeps
the crime. Macbeth had always
a crush on tampons
- Soler0
My boss is up tight
His breath is like hot garbage
On Monday I'll quit
- jevad0
"(a bananna thinking)
oh, no. not lunchbox
no one comes back from lunchbox.
no one but thermos. "HAHAHAHHA!
- winter0
Your new you is vague.
The new you is a vogue you,
mags do this for you.
- JazX0
5
7
5yeah I kinda forgot about that part.
- -sputnik-0
i am thirty-two
yes, today is my birthday
how did that happen??
- BR5-490
brilliant haikus
keep em goin everyone
i'll think of one soon
- BR5-490
Could a swf
behave differently between
a local version
- brandelec0
why so many dudes
where have all the women gone
nt has cock breath
- JazX0
ok here's a real one:
do me do me do
do me do me do me do
do me do me do me du
- BonSeff0
the hitler mustache
he fucked that up for us all
time to take it back
- BR5-490
yeah bonseff!
the butt broom needs a revival... i'll grow it for sure
- JazX0
yeah for sure o'man
Hitler took one style from us
he is in hell now
- MLPROJECT0
cold beer and hot chicks
biggest party of the year
drank too much, i puked
- jevad0
airport coffe sucks
and these buns are fucking shit -
the plane is delayed
- MLPROJECT0
sitting at work sucks
hit refresh on PVN
like a million times