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- GeorgesII0
I'm so fuckn rich, I'm drinking sparkling wine, straight from the can!!
- You're the man!pinkfloyd
- Beginning of a rap song?bklyndroobeki
- pinkfloyd0
It's hard finding a good cafe. The starbucks are full of homeless and bedbugs, and the library also has a homeless dude who smells like urine.
- if you support prison labor and Monsanto, you should def go to starbucks no matter what.yurimon
- Corporations be so evilpinkfloyd
- All run by ivy league grads learning the same evil business models.pinkfloyd
- starbuck?
cafe?
pick one mate!! ehehehGeorgesII - lolpinkfloyd
- You be surprised how many homeless people masterbate in the library...pango
- hahahapinkfloyd
- i_monk0
I want to quit.
- I've wanted to quit for 7 years!pinkfloyd
- same here
dasohr - sorry to hear things aren't getting better, i_monkGnash
- hehmonospaced
- did this in Novemberorganicgrid
- iCanHazQBN0
People often come over to my desk with their laptops asking me how to do something menial task in some program. Have you ever heard of fucking Google? Just Google that shit and find the answer in 2 seconds instead of carrying your laptop to my desk and interrupting me.
It's fascinating (and inefficient) how some people's first instinct is to ask a human to troubleshoot something. I would instinctively jump on Google if I had a question, especially computer related. It must have something to do with computer literacy, or not realizing the power of the internet/Google... ?
- Why google if they can ask you?
dasohr - I'd consider asking someone a lot less effective than using Google.iCanHazQBN
- QBN itbklyndroobeki
- Ya fuck Google. Just ask qbn. Unless you need to find a thread.pango
- Why google if they can ask you?
- iCanHazQBN0
@ dasohr: Because Google is right in front of them. I'm 30 feet away and not looking at their screen. Half the time I would have no idea how to fix their problem anyway. I end up having to do a Google search FOR them. They could just search themselves, but they lug their fucking laptop all the way across the room and plop it on my desk. It's just stupid.
FWP FTW.
- It could be that they see you as a teacher. This used to happen to me a lot in college. I don't know... take it as a compliment.bklyndroobeki
- Imagine if they never asked you for anything --what a bore work would bebklyndroobeki
- 1) are you IT?
2) what kinds of ?'sbklyndroobeki - lol. i get that too.pango
- iCanHazQBN0
It's fine to talk to me, but there are some things that can easily be figured out by yourself (Google) without interrupting someone who's obviously intently working (I even have my headphones in).
I'm not IT.
Couple hours ago this girl walks over to my desk with her laptop, asks me how to download the files from her DropBox folder all at once. I didn't know how to do it (I use a different service, haven't used DB in a while). So I told her the exact phrase to search for in Google and she found the answer in 5 seconds.
I'm actually more fascinated than annoyed. These people are behind the curve in realizing the how accessible the answers to all of their questions are. It's weird.
- you should sell your answers for blowjobs.. let them work for ite-pill
- Oh! Forgot this... Earlier today: "How do I remove the highlight from this cell in Excel?"iCanHazQBN
- i have a coworker who does the same thing. he even asks me what time meetings are at. Check your calendar guy!capn_ron
- She look good? Cleavage?dasohr
- Dude lets not get the gov involved in this transaction. https://medium.com/@…yurimon
- dasohr LOLbklyndroobeki
- I almost want to open up a thread: iCanHazQBN Questions ;)bklyndroobeki
- get some leave me alone headphones http://cnet1.cbsista…bklyndroobeki
- ewww beatspango
- pango0
God dam it. Top gun danger zone song is stuck in my head....
- "Top gun to the danger zone..."i_monk
- Highwaymonospaced
- eyeroll.gifi_monk
- organicgrid0
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- benfal990
Some amazing bars
- HijoDMaite0
- Finally. A reason to eat pretzels.iCanHazQBN
- I'm waiting for peanut butter filled peanutsORAZAL
- MrT0
The Aussie Open is shaping up nicely again. No Federer or Nadal but Murray's looking good, Djokovic is still the one to beat and there's only one man left in the women's draw.
- Tennis?pango
- jawohlMrT
- I guess you missed the punchline...MrT
- lololololiCanHazQBN
- BattleAxe0
a year a go I was in the midst of Bad Break Up 2
unemployed and about to be homeless for the second time in my lifei just bought a ps4 this week , just kept looking and for work applied at fastfood , agenices , bars etc
i get hired about 7 months ago at financial institution
this is all on the account of failing a credit check and a drug test but the management just cared weather I knew what i was doing at work or not
and just last month I got promoted to a supervisor position working in I.T. database admin stuff mainly but I have never made this kind of money in my life before , I did pray at my lowest point so I do call this a blessing
- so now I still smoke weed but I am fixing my creditBattleAxe
- +1pango
- ya its not a huge salary under 70k but i am happy with the job and the work and just happy to have a job mainlyBattleAxe
- nicez congratsyurimon
- glad you're alive and wellmonospaced
- Congrats mate. Fuck man, anywhere near 70k is the shit!!HAYZ1LLLA
- Great stuff. But why do you hate commas so much?stoplying
- well done. way to pick yourself up and go after it.capn_ron
- we are in your corner BattleAxe!!
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- HAYZ1LLLA0
Wondering where my new sofa is right now.
https://www.google.com/maps/@1.2…
- capn_ron0
I had this thought about hashtags last night. It came to me when I was watching something and there was a random #blahblahblah (can't remember now). Anyway, they were asking for people to hashtag their updates with this # and keep them posted on something. Okay, so here is my thought, it seems like everything is hashtag oriented now a days and that is how people stay up to the minute on things, but not everyone uses twitter, so we are getting a biased story in all reality. We are basically getting all twitter peoples news everywhere with hashtags. What about the people who don't use it and don't hashtag? How do we hear their perspectives?
- #CoolStoryorganicgrid
- you what?set
- #setsucksitcapn_ron
- that's nice but seriously what the fuck are you talking about?set
- basically hashtag users are a small portion of society that are reporting a majority of the happenings.capn_ron
- I don’t get what you’re on about... just do it like me and hide under a rock until the whole twitter thing is blown overpressplay
- i'm not even stoned and i don't make any sense. i'll come back when can be more clearcapn_ron
- I know what you mean but I can't help but feel like..... Well duhset
- They're only "reporting" it to other twats.i_monk
- GeorgesII0
(weab announcement)
HOLLYYY SHEEEEEIT, NASTU IS END
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- stoplying0
A great twitter account is
https://twitter.com/AstroTerryHe's on the ISS now and tweets some great pics and videos.
- Krassy0
It's oh so quiet .... here in QBN world!
- Annoyingorganicgrid
- That it's quiet on QBN? Or Bjork? Or this song? Or the video? Or my post?Krassy
- pango0
ugh... every time i come up with a way to have my process even more efficient, uses less time. i become even lazier...