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- GeorgesII0
how can people fart in a plane
how inhuman can you fuckn be to fart in a closed environment,
I wanted to die and had to turn on my overhead air/con, but all it did was make it spin around my nostrils,fuck, It was horrible
- Holding a fart for a long period is impossible. What is your solution?ApeRobot
- Are GeorgeII and IV two people?HAYZ1LLLA
- fart in the restroomscarabin
- its just microscopic shit particles coming from someones asshole into your nose cavity, its not so badmoldero
- fart in the face of the one person who's complaining.pango
- stoplying0
Two slices of pizza and a Dr Pepper on an empty stomach means explosive mouth gas. Just let out a monster at my desk, then realized I'm surrounded by three women.
- organicgrid0
Anyone here joining The Netropolitan Club?
Becoming a member of The Netropolitan Club costs $9,000.00, which consists of a one-time Initiation Fee of $6,000.00, plus the $3,000.00 Annual Membership Fee. You will then be billed the recurring Annual Membership Fee yearly on the monthly anniversary of your registration, unless you cancel or suspend your membership.
- got any invites?capn_ron
- "affluent and accomplished individuals" ha! hilariousstoplying
- Check yo fax!organicgrid
- HijoDMaite0
Would anyone care to explain in a few sentences whats going on in the U.K. right now?
I'm totally out of the loop.
- Scotland are deciding on the 18th whether they go independent.set
- Job done.set
- Is this for real? or some cockamamie shit like Texas secession?HijoDMaite
- It's real.set
- cbass990
I've had not had a solid bowel movement in a few months and have seen blood lately when I wipe my ass. I am freaking the fuck out. I get really bad anxiety thinking about going to the doc even though I know it's the right thing to do. I am scared.
- don't stress it. gut issues are common -- worse case you may have to manage an illness like chrons.inteliboy
- go to doctor, get fixed up, you'll feel a million dollars.inteliboy
- thanks but I can't imagine getting a finger up my ass..i'm not ready for that. i've gone through a lot of stress this year too..cbass99
- sounds like hemorrhoids. get checked out, they are pretty normal.sea_sea
- http://www.everydayh…sea_sea
- Get it checked out ASAP, before it get worst, it could be irritable bowel syndrome, hemorrhoids or worst.organicgrid
- pics?drgs
- ALKALINE DIETset
- get a butt plug or vibrator.
http://www.shopinpri…omg - bleeding anus: post on QBNmonospaced
- Dog-earing one post above this because I really want to know how this plays out.
mg33 - yeah dude hemorrhoids suckmoldero
- OBBTKN0
Need to start exercising seriously. Too much work until this week, all the day sit on a chair... and loose some weight again (not a fat guy, but i'm tall and need to burn around 8kgs).
But... i've got a late-night bbq with friends tomorrow ;) This social life is killing me
- Being very social and very healthy is often extremely hard, I feel your pain.set
- Krassy0
If the "first world problems" thread was turned into a coffeetable book, I would buy 2
- http://whitewhine.co…set
- < nice....but but, the QBN talent we have hear makes for some amazing posts in our threadKrassy
- pinkfloyd0
Does this sound like a rip off?
- MrT0
I dropped my iPhone down the bog last weekend. This won't end well, I remember thinking. Two days in a bag of rice and everything seemed OK. Then yesterday I lost all network coverage. Tried all the soft resets and restarts, then opted for a factory restore this morning. Damn thing wouldn't get beyond the firmware update.
To the Genius Bar...
Soon as the nice lady Genius™ saw my red iTunes logo she started frothing. Before long we were surrounded by pimply Geniuses™ cooing over this new error screen with a RED LOGO. What did you do? We've never seen such a thing!
After a few more failed attempts to restore it, nice lady Genius™ gave me a shiny replacement phone, avoiding the $299 charge because it was a hardware fault. Then she remembered to open the phone and check the logic board as she should have done before being distracted by the RED LOGO. Turns out said board had rusted from water damage - oh really, I'd no idea - but since the deal was done I still wouldn't have to pay the 300 bucks.
And, since iOS8 only launched today in Australia, nobody behind the Genius™ Bar had yet seen the factory error screen with the new red iTunes logo.
Thank you Apple, last week my iPhone was filled with shit from (from U2) and dropped in piss, but now I have a new phone and $300 in my pocket! Who wants a beer?
- So after a few beers, new phone down the bog...ETM
- Result! I dropped my iphone and the screen stopped working (didn't crack) and they replaced it no questions askedset
- I here that the new iPhone6 is waterproof.organicgrid
- Red logo might be simply a display error not a software thing.monospaced
- Like when a monitor isn't plugged in all the way and some of the RGB doesn't go throuh.monospaced
- e-pill0
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(Apr 11 05, 16:57)the good ole days
- i_monk0
If you're in Economy class and you put your seat back, you're an asshole.
- airlines should just remove that option in economy.Gnash
- what company?? I thought they blocked it in economy classGeorgesII
- British Airways.i_monk
- i'm that guyscarabin
- raises hand.
:Dpango - And if you pull on the back of my seat to lift your fat ass up out of your seat, then you're an asshole too!stoplying
- i always assume the guy behind me's doing the same thing. i don't know why there even is a forward positionscarabin
- If you think people are assholes simply because they use a seat back that exists and is expected to be used, you're an asshole.PonyBoy
- we all have an ass hole! some more than the other.pango
- what kind of man does not put his seat back?moldero
- i_monk0
Tempted to restart the gay thread, but with the secret user deletions lately I don't know.
- MrT0
A good mate has basically turned into Wilson Wilson from Utopia and it's getting really bloody tedious on social occasions. Please, no more New World Order or theories on how the pyramids were built with sound waves.
- i have a friend that went a little nuts with the NSA shit so I was like, "dude, shut up man."HijoDMaite
- I'll give it a shot. I'll let you know...MrT
- lolpango
- JG_LB0
new harddrives i bought keep crashing and fucking with my computer. bah humbug
- do you get these? https://www.google.c…HijoDMaite
- no, desktop externals. 4x 3TBJG_LB