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- scarabin1
what games for android can you not put down?
- SouthPark - phone destroyer.
Arena of Valor.pango - Just get a snes, gba, n64 emulator and rom away...set
- ^ this. I have an old Samsung Galaxy S2 that I loaded with FinalBurn, the Capcom CPS emulator, and SFIII. Hooked it up with HDMI and PSone pad. Instant arcade.face_melter
- Along with a PSone emulator and all the Ridge Racer games. Top shit.face_melter
- i made a raspi game boy with thousands of games on it. looking for android stuff though...https://sco...scarabin
- https://scontent-lax…scarabin
- Can you hook an android with controller? Or only touch screen?pango
- Yea you can get a bluetooth controllerset
- Cool I'll look into it.pango
- controller is essential, most emulator games unplayable without unfort.fadein11
- timezones mofosince1979
- ^ you lost! mofo!pango
- Oops wrong thread!!since1979
- SouthPark - phone destroyer.
- autoflavour0
having to write a critical review of this article for uni..
making me super uneasy being a white Australian..
but it is also hard because the author slips pretty quickly into RANT MODE and undercuts his own arguments in many cases..- I'm no entirely sure what a Triangle of Discomfort is, but I do know I want one.face_melter
- this whole article was a triangle of discomfortautoflavour
- canoe3
When it's not even 8am, you visit QBN to post about a typeface and "Chick of the Day" is the first thread...
It's not inspiring at all. There is nothing intellectually stimulating about soft porn. And it feels dirty and exploitative, and I'm not a female.
If you're one of those guys that doesn't get that, then you're wired differently, and need to sort it out.
- Think about it. You go to a porn site... and there is a link to a new logo critique. It's like adding concrete to your shwarma, it just doesn't belong together.canoe
- dude, porn site with logo critique section.. take that to any VC and voila.. it prints moneyautoflavour
- "Let's keep the Pic of the Day thread clean and post all the NSFW stuff here." in a thread that is constantly at the top of the fucking list.kingsteven
- Just change it to NSFW of the day. I didn't chime in on the QBNX thing as that was retarded.kingsteven
- but defending 'CHICK' of the day, you'd really think some of the folks here only want it to discourage new users from their safe space.kingsteven
- certainly the bros who acted so defensively over PP's thread need to take a look at themselves, i dunno, maybe suck a dick or sthg.kingsteven
- Don't agree with a general NSFW thread. There is going to be beheadings and footballs shoved up people assholes in amongst the general glamour shots in COTD.Hayzilla
- well. "Bro, does my particular fetish give you a twinkle in your dick of the day" is too long. maybe 'Fetish of the day' would be more accurate.kingsteven
- It's almost like the people who use this site are from various timezones and post things at instances entirely different to you. Fucking crazy, yeah?face_melter
- meh face, not sure that's his point. besides chukkaphob seems like the kind of lad that knocks one out every 10 minutes.kingsteven
- when i'm not joining in, i like to watch people mass-debatePeterPancake
- canoe +1kona
- when it's not even 8am where you live, I might already be up working for 6 hours where I live...SimonFFM
- What makes you more "right" and why do these other guys need to sort it out? Maybe their wives don't put out and after another frustrating night...MondoMorphic
- ...seeing *some* naked woman is better than nothing at all. hahahaMondoMorphic
- There's enough porn on the internet, don't see the need for it on here. If you want to repost chick pics make a tumblr or something.shapesalad
- peter, while i have issues with the mysoginistic title. i wouldn't personally have a problem with anything you've posted in QBNX in Pic of the Day...kingsteven
- #metoo?monospaced
- It had a purpose but now we have NSFW and downvotes... I'd just reintegrate it all in to Pic of the Day and auto hide post images on 3 downvotes.kingsteven
- lolmonospaced
- how about a bindegal thread where he can post all his subhuman nonsense in?fadein11
- how about just don't click on it? if its presence is bothering you, ignore it, like a mature adultmonospaced
- have to agree mono, it really doesn't bother me that 3ish members (excuse the pun) only come here to post tits. clearly in the minority anyway.fadein11
- it's really not hurting anyone is it. unless we are trying to attract new members (oops) now in which case I do agree with Peter.fadein11
- let our large collection of female members vote on it perhaps?fadein11
- Stay woke...severian
- Opinions are like arseholes... F**k 'Emrobthelad
- honestly, i'm looking at the topics over there on the left and not one is design related, except for "FUCK ADOBE"scarabin
- This site stopped being design related like a decade ago.BonSeff
- Its now basically that site where people photoshop some dude's face on fucking everything.BonSeff
- yet you are still here.fadein11
- @robthelad i only share mine with close family members and medical professionalsPeterPancake
- COTD brings Kristopher $$$$. The swiss like it, it stays,severian
- i come here mainly for 2 things. one, to chat and post with you folks, see the joking around etc...exador1
- and for the occasional 'useful thread' post. which I've found to be pretty good over the years.exador1
- would love it if things were more design oriented, but I think that ship has sailed.exador1
- for real design related content and news, I go to other spots now..have for a long time.
like https://www.designer…exador1 - these days, qbn/newstoday is mainly to see whats new with you folks, joke around, and see something funny etc...exador1
- as far as i can see now, qbn is just a hangout for us. which is ok. in a way, it always sort of was....exador1
- used to be a lot more design related chatter going on, but there was ALWAYS more of the other sort...just fucking around, chats, and jokes etc...exador1
- i recall quite clearly the stuff going on at Newstoday back in the day... it was the same, just with a larger cast of characters...transfa... vena, thatbitch,exador1
- dudes from 2advanced like Shane, pixelranger i think he was called, and tons of others...exador1
- But whenever there's a design related topic, many jump in to give feedback/help pretty fast. So what's the point?Maaku
- We have discussions about apps, logos, websites, code, fonts. If someone asks a question or wants feedback, we answer.Maaku
- if art history has taught us anything, it's that there is nothing more inspirational for artists than a beautiful female. it stays._niko
- the DesignerNews site has a great COTD thread ;)OP31
- People are getting more and more sensitive lately about everythingBennn
- https://i.imgflip.co…severian
- if only people didn't mind as much, seeing a ding-dong with their tittyPeterPancake
- solution is to post in threads you like and push cotd down. It was a simon original post in the cotd at 8am. and not some random I make teens horny pic.uan
- and simon can't post in 'show some recent work' ... actually it was a creative design / art post and you missed ituan
- lololol.
don't like it? don't stay? how many other places do you demand change from to appease you? fuck off with this entitlement shit.imbecile - you cant sensor threads. Dont like it dont click it. If it puts someone off from joining ... they probably wouldn't survive here long enough anyway!mugwart
- exactly. don't click the thread. i stay well clear of the nsfw thread, it's fucking awful - so i never go there. but, swiss or not, it stays.hans_glib
- Search for hubble telescope and take in a vast gander of how incredible everything is. IMHO its worse to censor a community than ban a thread of throught.mugwart
- what typeface were you going to share?OP31
- just spotted it! never mindOP31
- uan, it gets as many posts as pic of the day and generally heavily downvoted smut posted by a few users. it's just 'Chick' and the view of some user that itkingsteven
- has and will continue to be a tailored wank stash.kingsteven
- Simon's work is reason enough
to create a new, 'adult' thread. Deserves better than to sit up against the barrage of vanilla-porn in there, just my onion.PeterPancake - How about QBN in addition to the 'Jingle' on/off check box, has a 'NSFW content' check box, turned off removes COFD etc threads?shapesalad
- 99% of cotd is along the lines of simon's work, just celebrating female beauty. nsfw thread is another story though lol_niko
- it's a decent thread at times, just the name and the constant reminder 'it's wank time somewhere' as its bumped by folks clearly demonstrating how they got off.kingsteven
- Even if QBNX is a different thread, and welcome, which it is ... there was no reason to say COTD was somehow problematicmonospaced
- Honestly, you should have just made a new thread and not started this uber-PC tirade where you get all triggered over absolutely nothing ... grow a thicker skinmonospaced
- THanks.monospaced
- ^ yeah I'm in agreement.mugwart
- Freedom's post in cord thread is the worst tho.pango
- QBN is a free place, please shall we never start censoring it, except for deeply fucked up stuff. So much sensitivity everywhere! No one is forcing you to clickBennn
- I'm less enthusiastic, but i support doing away with that stuff altogether.futurefood
- ....just the other day i accidentally hit the official NSFW thread while a coworker passed by....fmlfuturefood
- if not planning to get rid of them, then maybe a color label for the NSFW stuff on the left side?futurefood
- At the very least, Nsfw threads and posts could be muted, and on by default for lurkers or potential new members. As a female, those threads reflect the sameshellie
- Lockerrom behavior I have to deal with every day and it sucks. I don't click on those threads. But if rather not see them at all if I could.shellie
- this way, everyone subs, and the ppl who want to beat off in the corner together can still do that uninterrupted.shellie
- *everyone winsshellie
- QBNers JO Crystals' lumens are over 9000!soundofreason
- Reckon all this debate is a sign of a healthy community as opposed to some heightened level of sensitivityPeterPancake
- FYI 'sensitivity', 'PC', 'triggered', 'snowflake' and 'whiny bitch' in a single post will win you the bullshit bingo ;)PeterPancake
- for 5 years no one cared, where did this nonsense come fromdrgs
- IDGAF whether it's there or not...and as long as we don't have gore and shit...illegal stuff and just vile crap, who cares? Don't click if you don't like it.BusterBoy
- And I don't mind seeing a boob at 8am,BusterBoy
- bullshit bingo? but I'm not even wrong about a single one of thosemonospaced
- @shellie, you're right, they kinda do! they also reflect that industry. I also don't click on it because I don't want to see it either. Not really an issue.monospaced
- from what I can tell, that thread is full of photos of models who do that for a living, but as a thread itself, it doesn't prey on anyonemonospaced
- I'm just saying it drives away a large portion of the working industry and wouldn't it be nice if we could opt in like we do with the QBN jingle?shellie
- I got one would like to see more women here. They have a lot to offer, and these days we makes up sometimes half of the office.shellie
- *I for one
I also wish I could edit posts up to a minute after I post so my spellcheck mistakes don't haunt me for eternity.shellie - My point was, most of the sexual, racist, or political stuff in my opinion are wholly unattractive. Can you stop running off all the chicks w/the creep squad?shellie
- This is 2018! Why are we still living like primitive cave people? (nothing against primitive cave people)SoulFly
- all this discussion cause someone wanted to post a typeface...fucking designers ruining my day with typefaces.oey
- I'm with shellie and i also wrote that a couple of years back. actually we had that NSFW button for a whileoey
- the only thing i got was downvotes.oey
- actually we could have a public voice design related and something called otheroey
- like on the top right : cover/feed/ntm/other
or something like that. i would enjoy qbn moreoey - i check Butt of the Day sometimes and every time I click I know what that means, where does it come from, what it represents, why I still click, etc...oey
- I honestly feel bad when i click, but sometimes after the click i feel good. thing is if i want i can do it somewhere else.oey
- for me when it come to someone like Simon, there's pretty of unfair comments and positions here.oey
- So maybe we could have on the top right:
cover/feed/ntm/other...oey - and i also come here for the community mostly nowadays but i started to come here for the design news mostlyoey
- I've fucking learned a lot witha lot of people here, awesome tips, always ready to help, nice links...WTF is simply awesome. i remember the first time i clickedoey
- this website/community is pretty loaded with talent, good discussions, funny psb's, and so on...sometimes i get tiredoey
- but i tend to focus on the great things. other people go without a word cause you know...oey
- they get fed up or disappointed with something they also help build in a certain direction like it or notoey
- for me it's clearly more awesome and positive than trashy or whatever and i have a nice selection of QBN bookmarks to consultoey
- i just open them to see if there's something new without even go to the homepage cause you know...set...hahahah...oey
- some stuff i wrote above i was being sarcastic but you get the idea.oey
- Sup Guises?
https://i.makeagif.c…utopian - When it's 8:53 pm and COTD is not even listed in the threads!emphor
- ^^ it'll be back, right as someone is passing your monitor, right up there, top left :-Dkingsteven
- i really can't understand how folks are so defensive of it when they admit they don't click on it... it's usually one of 3 users posting and 90% downvoted BS.kingsteven
- It's working!
There hasn't been a new post in the COTD since this blog post.
Who will be the brave soul?soundofreason - also, Butt of the Day... Boobs of the Day seem somewhat more excusable than 'CHICK of the day' - i get that it's not that sinister in reality.kingsteven
- what we have is a thread that most users don't visit, with a little ecosystem of greasy regulars unloading their vanilla porn stash. and folks triggered by thekingsteven
- idea of changing anything... who seem aware of difference between the healthy worship of the female form and sleazing over 'chicks'.kingsteven
- I think a good rule of thumb is that if the last 3 posts on any threads are yours it's time to take a break.
*cough chukkaphob *coughsoundofreason - haha, but i think the whole marychain thing got to the core of what the problem is with it. were folks that are smart enough to know its not a porn stash...kingsteven
- are effectively backing up the viewpoint of a few users that it's a place for hetro bonding over the sharing of photos of young beautiful women...kingsteven
- and the name kinda backs them up. we could have a var better healthier environment for sharing such things without the mysoginistic title.kingsteven
- i think the title's tongue in cheek, should we get rid of dude of the day as well?_niko
- as a design forum i'll say this, these girls don't roll out of bed looking like that, they work hard on their bodies, their hair, makeup, they have a team of_niko
- stylists, photographers, art directors etc, they are heavily "designed" no different or less inspirational than looking at art, cars, landscapes or any other_niko
- ...beautiful thing. I'll agree that the nsfw or nsfl threads serve no purpose in here but COTD definitely has merit and should stay._niko
- but having said that, if it means losing the few females we have on here then fuck that down with COTD! lol_niko
- if only i could opt-in for the things you all say that make me feel good and opt-out of the things that annoy me. lolololimbecile
- i think the title was maybe intended tongue and cheek, but it is 90% men in a small design community trying to bond by sharing exclusively MOR soft porn.kingsteven
- jagara3
At a café in Copenhagen, they now take electronic payment only. No cash. Is this becoming normal?
- Not in the UK. It feels quite the opposite at the moment.Hayzilla
- How so? They're just now talking about taking penny coins out of circulation and every time I go to the shop, some youngling's paying with their phonedetritus
- I've heard China is worsepango
- I had lunch at Tender Greens here in San Diego last week and they no longer accept cash.Krassy
- https://www.tendergr…Krassy
- I’m at a point where I get upset if a place doesn’t accept Apple PayHijoDMaite
- I still don't know how to set up apple pay or android version.pango
- I can't think of a single reason I'd want to pay with a mobile phone.detritus
- Sweden pretty much leads the way. The last time I paid for anything with physical cash was probably four years ago, maybe longer.face_melter
- @Detritus. The closest petrol station to my office doesn't take contactless and the shop closest to my house doesn't take cards let alone contactless.Hayzilla
- @Detritus. Don't get me wrong I love contactless and especially Apple Pay. I have 4 cards on it. But still have to use cash almost daily annoyingly.Hayzilla
- I managed to lose ~£140 in cash on Jan 1st this year, coming home from holiday, so I appreciate the value of cashless, but it's a trend that concerns me a bit.detritus
- I suppose Apple and Android offer alternatives to the apparent Govtl desire to have Visa and Mastercard preside over all our transactionsdetritus
- The whole chip or no chip, then insert or slide, then accept, then pin, then cash back? all that is annoying.HijoDMaite
- Most Nordic banks offer zero fees on debit cards (which are more common than credit). I live in Norway, have not used cash since 2008drgs
- Zero fees to whom - consumer or merchant?detritus
- The merchant - there's no minimum spend when you use a card. Buy a telly or buy some gum, all the same.face_melter
- Yea I still have to pay 50p to use my card in my local shop, whether it's £2 or £200. Crazy really in 2018set
- Most corner (convenience) shops have a £5 minimum on a card here in Brightonset
- Wankersset
- And so if the merchant pays, who does she charge? Because of EU law (2018) we now cannot charge for card transactions = all prices go up.detritus
- Which is great if you're a national supermarket chain on 10p charges, less so if you're a small business or individual on 3% of transaction value.detritus
- Convenience is great for consumer spending, big business and governmental control. It's a two-sided coin through.detritus
- HijoDMaite10
My oldest girl is taking a different approach today at school.
proud dad!
- All Lives Mattersoundofreason
- what if everyone has walked out though?fadein11
- You should be a very proud father. Great mind. I think I would cry if my son did this.mugwart
- Good for her! Wake up & walk up!BustySaintClaire
- This is great, hijo :)PonyBoy
- Good stuff.notype
- Yesset
- But surely that doesn't include that kid who smells like a bologna sandwichfuturefood
- Have you really thought about this? Millions of kids decide to symbolically walk out because they feel the government is not doing enough for their safety...soundofreason
- Then a reactionary group that decides to leech oppose this movement by proposing a kumbaya solution.soundofreason
- I'm all for thinking individually, but if they had thought this was an actual solution they should have proposed it first.soundofreason
- Personal space though. Walking up in a few of these examples seems like forcing ones self onto. How about you respect that quiet kids decision to be alone?imbecile
- pockets4
i clicked on QBN Mugs thinking it was the coffee cup thread. Derp.
Have a good day everyone
- lol surprised one doesn't exist alreadyOP31
- There IS one: http://www.qbn.com/t…dmay
- for years i thought the "i <3 house" thread was about that horrible tv showscarabin
- _niko4
watched this mind-blowing ted talk:
https://www.ted.com/talks/questi…
and have come to the conclusion that it's all pointless and the meaning of life truly is to enjoy "Chick of the Day"
:)
- Maaku4
Just came out of an hour and a half long last-minute meeting.
I had no idea what was going since they didn't bother to brief me but they made me the present my work on a video conference.I really like my job but I swear sometimes they're testing my patience.
- pockets10
just had a kid come into our office to follow up on a interview he had. Boss asks "Have you been helped?" He replies "im just stopping by to follow up" boss says "if we are going to pick you for the position we will call you"...the kid says ok then grabs 2 fists full of candy from the reception desk and takes off..
boss: "tf was that?"
coworker: "as my dad always told me, if you fall on the ground, at least grab a handful of dirt so you dont stand up empty handed"
jokes
- i_monk13
Today's back-to-back interviews went really well.
- uan6
thanks and respect migx for the motionIdentityThreadTM!
- HijoDMaite-15
You guys over in Britain better do something about this Putin motherfucker. He used chemical weapons on your soil! UN ain’t gonna do shit.
- yeah don't puss out like we did with the election meddling thingGuyFawkes
- Been reading they already are taking steps to punish Russia. Good job, keep going, fuckin Putin thinks the world is his bitch.HijoDMaite
- GuyFawkes it was hardly meddling. troll armies and bots on social media is not exactly breaking in to voting machines.
It’s only exploiting idiots online.HijoDMaite - This is like the second or third time (which has been made public) that Russia has attempted to eliminate someone in the UK. Last time they used polonium.face_melter
- The guy died within weeks, was completely ravaged. Nothing came of it apart from some huffing and puffing.face_melter
- Russian QBN lurkers dvoted me to shit. Damn.HijoDMaite
- i don’t think americans are in any place to tell others countries to do something about russia when their president is putins puppetLMFAO
- Politics thread mateOBBTKN
- politics thread and don't take the media presentation of the story as fact, all v.fishy when you dig deeper.fadein11
- but yep Putin is a fucking gangster in charge of a superpower. a little worrying.fadein11
- Scariest country by far. Fuck North Korea, it's the russians that worry me. No country in the world ever stand up to them.Hayzilla
- -13 russian qbners are in love with putinsarahfailin
- ^thisoey
- Nope, America is still scariestkingsteven
- sted12
When it's not even 8am, you visit QBN, the typeface and "Chick of the Day" is the first thread you view...
It's not inspiring at all. There is nothing intellectually stimulating about soft porn. And it feels dirty and exploitative, and you are not a female. After you jerk off, for some unknown reason you start to feel guilty. Because of that stupid reason you can't hold yourself, and start ranting in the blog thread about soft-porn threads on the site.
If you're one of those guys that doesn't get that, then you're wired differently, and need to sort it out.
Me at 9.48am: where the f is the "typeface" thread?
- does anyone actually jerk off to cotd? there are other sites for that....pango
- These random threads are pure and simple inspiration sources.sted
- Yes, COTD is the foreplay to jerking off. It lets our JO Crystals know it's game time.
#inspirationsoundofreason - Porn isn't healthy. It's using the same neurobiology process as addiction. Self pleasure with some imagination is natural. Porn is like a drug.shapesalad
- If you're single then the occasional curious reminder of what the opposite sex looks like naked is ok. But the amount of porn out there is too intense.shapesalad
- I just booked a flight and hotel for one of the ladies from COTD and will work with her shortly.SimonFFM
- Glad I was a teen in the days of no internet porn and mild top shelf soft porn that was highly embarrassing to acquire - which kept you safe in a way.shapesalad
- I'm curious to know if there's any correlation between porn>addiction> dopamine>Parkingson... Disease.shapesalad
- @shapesalad
This is good topic for The Healthy Thread.soundofreason - Not even once!!drgs
- https://i0.wp.com/th…severian
- timezonessince1979
- Thats just, like, your opinion man.cannonball1978
- It was WTF Equalitycanoe
- Hayzilla0
Looking to make one of the walls in the office a floor to ceiling photo. Anyone recommend a UK company? I'm struggling to get past all the poster printers through Google to find what I'm after.
7m x 2.5m wall 'wrap'.- buy one of these:
https://geraldzyy.en…sted - just kidding you have to find a shop where they can handle 2.m wide pvc or slice it to proper sizes and deal with the mounting.sted
- Yea, I really don't want to get involved with hanging wallpaper or sticking it myself. Need a company to print and put it on the wall. Thought it would be easy.Hayzilla
- https://c1.staticfli…kingsteven
- i've found companies that do vinyl wraps for vehicles are more prevalent and far better at wrapping than printers... tough to find one that'll come to installkingsteven
- Yeah, last time I did something that large we used a company that does billboards and those large sheets you see hanging over building facades.face_melter
- "Thought it would be easy".detritus
- Find a printer that specializes in event and trade show graphics. They'll be able to do this no problem, including install.monospaced
- you want vinyl adhesive graphic print, it sounds like, and that comes in all kinds of finishes ... I use it regularlymonospaced
- Thanks Mono. Care to share who does them for you?Hayzilla
- As repeatedly said - just phone around your local signage and vehicle wrap companies. I walk past one on my way in that has covered their frontage in printdetritus
- ... I'd presume NY-based printers and installers might make your budget a little inflated :)detritus
- Ahh yes true. Presumed cuz I often see you on here you were more local. Ummm. Yo, have a nice day y'all.Hayzilla
- I have a team here in the USA, but I'm not sure they'd be helpful in the UK. www.c2spark.commonospaced
- http://www.c2spark.c…monospaced
- normally going with sihl.com looks like they are represented by allprint.co.uk in the ukuan
- buy one of these:
- sofas-4
Interesting links about workplace bullying:
[1] https://www.bullyfreeatwork.com/…
[2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wo…
[3] "Given lower emotional intelligence, it is also possible that many bullies are more malevolently creative." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bu…Suggested reading soundtrack:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/…
- oey0
i didn't dogear shit...wtf?1
- colin_s11
My life has been spiraling out of control for a couple years now and so I am taking the last of my cash and joining up on workaway.info and heading to Europe for the summer to work my way through the continent. Amsterdam and Bordeaux lined up so far, hoping to add Sicily and Berlin or Munich to the list.
Right now seems like a terrible time to have a personality crisis in America, because our culture just emphasizes the idea we should consume each other instead of create ... not totally sure what I'm looking for, I just know I won't find it here.
- good luck man, a change of scenery and a chiller vibe might be exactly what you need._niko
- good luck colin. go find what you're looking for and bring it back to try to help us out back here in the states.capn_ron
- yo colin! good luck. ring a bell when you land here!oey
- Sounds like a good plan. Best of luck!set
- all the best from over the pond, shout if in UK and us UK members could fix something up.
p.s. you have always sounded v.rational to mefadein11 - Good luck, and good vibes... Enjoy you trip to EUOBBTKN
- yeah defo up for a london meet up. Good luck and keep us updated. The world is mad where ever you are living right now. Shit UK is trying to ok fox hunting ...mugwart
- Strong move you'll prob never regret! Godspeed!Krassy
- Your work's great man, enjoy the travel.PhanLo
- Live it up! Safe travels to you.bezoar
- No matter where you go, there you are.imbecile
- YES! Do you, man! Good luck!Maaku
- thank you all for the positive encouragement. there's a reason i've been posting here since NTcolin_s
- good luck cunt...BusterBoy
- ;)BusterBoy
- Beeswax46
I recently had the most surreal experience of my life.
I was in a room with 5 people.
4 of us are fully clothed surrounding the one that is completely naked, screaming and squatting in the middle of the room.
And suddenly a little head popped out of her bottom.
They told me I'd become a father.- congrats on the mini beeswax!capn_ron
- A dream, no?OBBTKN
- was it born with a moustache?oey
- Ah, and congrats ;)OBBTKN
- big congrats.fadein11
- Congrats!!!HijoDMaite
- and congrats!!!oey
- With out the last sentence. It sounded like a bad trip.pango
- Congrats mofo! :)pango
- Congrats!Salarrue
- Congrats!Krassy
- congrats!renderedred
- meth?utopian
- Congrats! Welcome to the club! Check back in in a week :)monospaced
- Congrats! Mad baby times ahead.PhanLo
- Congrats! Is this in someway related to COTD?shapesalad
- Congrats!mandomafioso
- did you mark the child in a distinct way that only you could recognize? if you didn't then it may not be your baby. congrats!dorf
- this story didn't end up how I was expecting.. congrats thoautoflavour
- Congrats brah!robotron3k
- haha way to go!_niko
- Congrats, beehotroddy
- Art?freedom
- Congrats!!fisheye
- yeee thanks! Baby is fine except a little breathing problem due to pneumonia that mother had couple months ago. He's under special care in the hospitalBeeswax
- His functions are all good but they want to be sure of the test results and he's on antibiotics. We'll get him hopefully next week.Beeswax
- Little tip... that wasn't her bottomset
- So "Up the bum, no babies" was a lie?
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Congrats, bumwax!
xdetritus - pics?drgs
- YEAHHH BOIII!!!ideaist
- Happy for you bro. What’s his or her name? I love Turkish names.HijoDMaite
- It's not fair that only she's naked. Everyone in that room should be nakedsince1979
- Özgür / Özgün?oey
- name not decided yet. We're close thoBeeswax
- I Will Create Facebook Business Page
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- set-8
- OBBTKN0
2k euros difference in 2 budgets to change our bathtub for a shower, I am going to talk to a pair of plumbers more, but it's very fishy. The same work and similar materials...
- Why not do it yourself?fate
- Already thought about it tooOBBTKN
- Are you married? If so, don't do it yourself. Always better for the wife to be able to blame someone else when it eventually goes wrong.mandomafioso
- that's not that odd, doesn't necessarily mean that someone is taking advantageGnash
- one guy may be using a Shluter™ system and the other may be old-schoolGnash
- one guy might have more experience and do a more pro job. same with designers. but if not, then dodgy.shapesalad