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  • freedom-1

    I'm white. Have a white coworker I don't really know calling me brother now.

  • freedom0
  • fadein113

    Another nice few hours on a Friday eve working on the remix for my v.talented QBN friend. Really looking forward to sharing this.

  • freedom-2

    People's comments on famous people's and brands' IG accounts are weird. Do they really think they're going to get a response?

    • Sometimes they do reply. But most likely not.pango
  • jagara1

    Protein shakes with buttermilk instead of milk are surprisingly palatable and refreshing. Strawberry flavor works well...

    • soy or coconut milk hereimbecile
    • rice or oat milk heredrgs
    • Almond here. I can't have milk and soy makes me bloated...pango
    • hulled hemp seed milk is the best. Dont leave it in to soak for more than 6 hours thoughmugwart
    • Yak or goats milk or nothing. Preferably still warm from the animal. Anything else is just too processed.monospaced
    • Badger milk!pango
    • whole milk and 2 sticks of butter herePonyBoy
    • Cold water.cannonball1978
    • https://i.imgur.com/…pango
  • notype9

    heading back to the animal shelter today. picking up a little one.

    • congrats! :)PonyBoy
    • Are you the guy I suggested getting a pigeon to? Awesome. Good luck with the pigeonset
    • Nice move! Save a life.Bennn
  • detritus1

    I just received a spam from fat_melter.

    • Oh, my evil twin escaped again. I pay a surprisingly large amount to keep him restrained in a secure facility. But sometimes the staff get lazy and he bolts.face_melter
    • George Foreman?fadein11
    • I’d rather have my fat melted than my face. MrsT not so sure...MrT
  • OBBTKN2

    I plan to go down to Cádiz this year, by car, with my wife, daugthers and my road bike... I miss the sun and the long summer days.

    Long and very cold winter it's being yo...

    Carnival for 3 days from tomorrow now, enjoy the weekend locos!

    • there's a photo i need to take for you - i've seen a couple recenltly: Stickers promoting Andalucian Independence. Marxist. Here in London. Odd.detritus
    • Yes, we're living strange times now mate, a mix of laugh (listening to some politicians is a comedy, in the best case...) and fear...OBBTKN
    • Andalucian independence, C'mon... Looks like a Monty Python's gagOBBTKN
  • PonyBoy-3

    is it too much to ask the Trivago guy to wear a belt?

    • Unclassy cheap actor, meh!OBBTKN
    • The girl who does those ads in Aus looks like she’s been dressed form the bin they use in school when you forget your kit.MrT
    • fucking helmet breathutopian
    • the idea is to focus on the product/service and not the personality, so bland be itBustySaintClaire
    • sure, I can feel that message in the pantless version so hard that it smells.sted
    • MrT. I still think she's superhot tho._me_
    • Lol, the Trivago guy has long been known as the homeless sales pitch guy. I love that he finally made it here.garbage
    • Also for the record: I love the Trivago Homeless Guy.garbage
    • Even homeless people wear belts... sometimes 2 or 3... even 4 at the same time.PonyBoy
    • It started with his 5 o'clock shadow and unbuttoned shirt, and now they've just panned down.garbage
    • I always imagined his backstory as suburban spendthrift cheating on his wifeBrokenHD
    • Looks like a dude that's five pints down at lunchtime in a Wetherspoons. Loud as a motorbike, gets thrown out at 7pm for harassing a table of fat lasses.monoboy
    • LOL @ monoboy. That comment almost made me spit out my drink.Gucci
    • _me_ Oh damn yes she is...MrT
  • shellie5

    This doesn't happen often but I met someone through a friend that I'm extremely attracted to and I suspect he felt the same. I'm in a relationship, something I did not hide and happy to share with anyone I meet right away. I'm pretty comfortable with plain old vanilla monogamy and have no problem staying true to my commitments. He wants to be friends but I suspect that's a very bad idea -- why tempt myself? He wanted to buy some of my art and reminded me a handful of times before I left. I think I'm going to have to ignore that request. I think it's just a ploy to see me again, possibly alone without our mutual friend. I'm sad that we can never be friends which sucks because we have so much in common, including archery (something my bf never does with me) and I know we could have a lot of fun together as just friends. I just don't think that's the kind of "friend" he's looking for. I do love my current boyfriend immensely. I also believe it's completely normal to find others attractive outside of a relationship. We are only human. But, the last time this happened I just ghosted, blocked, and avoided common hangouts until the other guy completely disappeared. I was kinda young then. There might be a better way to deal with this (like talking it out with dude and my bf separately), but it seems too complicated for everyone for me to bother, could be jealously inducing and I don't like playing games with people's emotions. What would you do?

    Signed,
    All The Feelings

    • Hi Shellie, I feel you and have had different kind of relationships.oey
    • But I miserably sort of failed in many ways. Still I have an advice for you if I may:oey
    • Check first which are you're needs and wishes. Check what's inside you that makes you react to things...oey
    • ...in a certain way, where does it come from. And communication. So you are on the right path.oey
    • Talk about those things with your boyfriend as it seems to me that you're okay with it.oey
    • Talk with the other guy but not about everything, just about what's to do with him.oey
    • But yes, do it honestly and clear without leaving any sort of doubts if there's no doubts.oey
    • Wish you the best and success with this.oey
    • Someone once told me that people are not like different sorts of chocolate that you want to try.oey
    • Though I love chocolate I can not eat them all!oey
    • I think we are all adult to do what you're suggesting oey. But knowing my partner and the fact that he hasnt dealt with this in our 11 yrs...shellie
    • Nice picture by the way, you are very handsome.oey
    • And, I wouldn't buy your art but would trade if I had anything as good.oey
    • I feel somehow guilty already for potentially stoking insecurity in my partner. He'll try to hide it, but it'll eat him alive I know it.shellie
    • Yes, insecurity it's a fuck up, I know. I have had that problem too.oey
    • Some people say if it's not important don't mention it. But I don't know.oey
    • But if you feel attracted that makes you think about your feelings and that's sort of important already cause it makes you question things.oey
    • So I understand if your boyfriend feels insecure but he should also feel that you are an open and honest person that...oey
    • ...loves him and cares. Now what he will use and what he will feed I can not tell.oey
    • I'm not the secret keeping type. I'd want to know if my bf had a new female bestie especially if I wasn't a big part of that. It's happened beforeshellie
    • I was cool about it but also low key jealous. Come to find out later one chick tried her best (and failed) to steal him away. She was later cut off.shellie
    • So I can understand what it's like with the shoe on the other foot bc I've been there.shellie
    • Adults hah:D you need to talk with those guys, both of them.. 1st is somebody is saying that he can't be your friend because of his dick, say good bye.sted
    • Nah he didn't say that he couldn't be friends. I just don't want to be an insufferable tease, something I've always been sensitive about around men in general.shellie
    • 2nd if you're saying this, it's obvious that you know your self enough. say good bye.sted
    • stupid character limit :Dsted
    • He tried to flirt strait away. I shut him down. He was a perfect gentlemen the rest of the night. Can't tell if he's going for the long game tho. Men are men.shellie
    • and you're thinking along preconceptions :D nothing in the world is wrong with an innocent flirting,sted
    • Is flirting innocent though? I hate when people (especially females) act like they don't know their power to move ppl.shellie
    • I think Homer has my answer. https://media.giphy.…shellie
    • flirting is exciting, harmless aand filthy :D I believe it's innocent as long as it's not leading to anything physical.sted
    • or someone gets an erection as the used to say. I think if you really love your bf he should be the first one who knows about this regardless of the sequel :)sted
    • I mean if you can talk about it as an adult, and there would be a place in your life for that guy...sted
    • the rest is up to him, your intentions are clear, you can't lose anything :)sted
    • Sounds like you have a very rational way of looking at these types of things, which sadly a lot of women don't, so respect for that.set
    • Sadly monogamy is a completely unnatural thing bestowed upon us by religion. It's sad that we have to miss out on potentially wonderful new...set
    • ... relationships because we're all still so brainwashed by religious dogma. It seems like your course of action, however unfortunate, would be..set
    • .. the best and easiest way to keep your boyfriend. Unless of course he's super cool and secure and you talk with him openly. Tough though...set
    • sort of respectfully disagree above. I think there is something immensely spiritual about sticking and growing with someone.mugwart
    • authority/religion warped this to their needs IMHO and now we cant distinguish between. Which is sadmugwart
    • Things happen Shellie, things come in to test (not being Christian here). If your tempted it might mean there is something off keel in your current relationshipmugwart
    • find out what it is and work on this. You never now this might be a nail in a coffin. It might be a nail out as well. Try & reinvigorate and strengthen.mugwart
    • my advice is to keep this man out your life till you can work this out.
      Men are Men in the fact we are secretly devilish romantics and not very pratical!
      mugwart
    • I agree mugwart, everyone is different. For some people monogamy works wonderfully, obviously.set
    • ^ agree with this!
      As long as we respect other's emotions everything is fine in my books
      mugwart
    • monogamy doesn't work for me.oey
    • You have to be very careful shellie, as what is happening is "triangulation" and it can be toxic, avoid the dude. Keep him out of your life, IMO.robotron3k
    • I'm with robo on thisOBBTKN
    • interesting, i have a similar situation. and also wondering how to deal with it. dump the new friend and potentially lose a great friend?hans_glib
    • or not and potentially ruin a great relationship.hans_glib
    • Hans, Dump the friend. I gather it's not worth it. Over a decade for me vs a new friend, it sucks but nota hard decision. Writing through it helped my clarity.shellie
  • shellie0

    How many of you guys are secret, adult thumb suckers?

    I quit thumb sucking in elementary/primary school which I think was a little late. Mom wasn't having it and rode me hard to quit. She weened me off pretty much everything before I was naturally ready to give it up. Sometimes bad habits never break. But, if I'm stressed my nails don't stand a chance.

    • Omg.detritus
    • Drgs for sure.detritus
    • ...scarabin
    • Arent we alldrgs
    • Can't remember when i stopped sucking my thumb or if i ever did.pango
    • try a sweet wood stickpablo28
    • Tbh if you're still nursing your thumb, your teeth have to be fucked. http://smiledesignin…shellie
    • Pablo I keep forgetting about those but a perfect sub for nail biting.shellie
    • wtf!? seriously?dbloc
    • is this Rihanna?chukkaphob
    • Yes that's Rihanna. Any Winehouse was another famous adult thumbsucker. It's a random internet black hole.shellie
    • fingers/fingernails have an extremely high number of bacteria, but so does the mouth. so i guess its ok then. maybe even helps strengthen the imune system. ?d_gitale
  • detritus0

    I'm getting old.

    Web People - how big should a webpage be these days?

    I've just checked a client's site and it weighs over 6Mb.. on mobile.

    It's based on Squarespace and I can't get my head around the fact that the class definitions for the body tag ALONE weighs 7Kb. That's just the contents of the Body's Class tag. Not exactly well-built... .

    I'm currently re-doing my own website and have been going through a side project's site recently, shaving off hundreds of KB of cruft from here and there.

    At what pageweight do things start getting ridiculous these days?

    (When I first started doing this shit, if you started poking over 100Kb, for the entire site, things were getting weighty.. this was the [late] days of dial-up, mind).

  • scarabin_net3

    baby bald eagle live cam, y'all

    • Its just sitting there... Is there a button you can press to poke it?pango
    • what happened to the chicken?drgs
    • Just yawned!OBBTKN
    • Ey... She is moving, you can see the baby..OBBTKN
    • Awww, covering from strong windOBBTKN
    • Ok, i'm going to sleep...OBBTKN
    • so cute... there was another eagle that showed up earlier, and two babies!scarabin
    • is there an helicopter watching from above?Bennn
    • there's a fish leftover... that will smell tomorrowBennn
  • pango7

    Just want to point out. Somewhere out there, is an animator who had to make sure Dr Manhattan's dick swings right....

    • They gave it good heft.Wolfboy
    • think of the hours of review the team had to go through.mugwart
    • think the cock in irreversable was fake as well...so was 50 shades... if rumours are true!mugwart
    • I find this sexistpinkfloyd
    • The body double was hit by a train a few years ago.i_monk
    • Could have given the poor geezer a bit of extra length. Also love that it looks he's smoking a cigset
    • @mug. Lol was it you guys?pango
    • nar - a place called MPC.mugwart
    • Never worked on CG cock before ;-)mugwart
  • mugwart1

    need to write an insulting good bye message in a friend's leaving card... any good ideas?

    I'm stuck on "eat shit and die fuck face" or "good fucking riddance".

    Too burnt out still to be creative!

    Any ideas?

    • just sign it. says it all, reallyhans_glib
    • http://www.goluputta…Gnash
    • "I never liked you anyway."dmay
    • haha hansdetritus
    • Sign it with their name, they'll read it and think they are having a psychotic episode.face_melter
    • "good buy and stood by, soon bye and done by, yours mugwart"shapesalad
    • Always a pleasure, never a thrillstoplying
    • Goodbye, CLINT!chukkaphob
    • A pleasure... your departureOBBTKN
    • write something personal like: "I know what you did with my mother, so you better go"sted
    • Managers and hr hadn't signed it yet so had to tone it down slightly!mugwart
    • bye
      -mugwart
      letterhead
    • And as for HR.....#$@%!futurefood
    • "No one liked you. Not even the office dog."kona
    • Glad to see you go, don't come back soon.i_monk
    • I went with something like that. "good fucking riddance and dont come back xx"mugwart
    • Thank God you're gone.
      -Muggypoo
      set
    • Dear friend, at Cornell University, they have an incredible piece of scientific equipment known as the ‘Tunneling Electron Microscope.’...helloeatbreathedrive
    • ...Now, this microscope is so powerful that by firing electrons, you can actually see images of the atom, the infinitesimally minute building blocks...helloeatbreathedrive
    • ...of our universe. If i were using that microscope right now, I still wouldn’t be able to locate my interest in your future.helloeatbreathedrive
    • ^ Taken from one of the episodes from Frasier. Always loved this burn :)helloeatbreathedrive
    • I usually write ‘I’ve always fancied you. Now that you’re leaving maybe we can go out?’ Then sign it from a colleague.sinjun
    • ^ LOLchukkaphob
    • "On behalf of the entire office, we can't wait for this place to not reek of your farts."mg33
    • Who is this? Bye anyway.MrT
    • Lol sinjundetritus
    • What says "I don't give a shit" most? Happy Birthday.Longcopylover
    • love these. I might do sinjuns next leavers card that goes around!mugwart
    • "me and your wife are signing this together"oey
    • the orey Ooey
    • "Wish you were dead, but you leaving is close enough."ETM
    • Over the years, I've come to consider you somebody I've met.monoboy
    • I used to think nothing of you, but now, you can multiply that sentiment by a 1000.monoboy
    • Hope you die soon you fucking cretinous retard.Raniator
    • gfynotype
    • "Sorry to hear you are leaving. Who are we going to laugh at behind their back now?"microkorg
    • ^ i like that one!mugwart
    • ahahh that's a good one :Dsted
  • face_melter1

    9AM
    Hey face_melter, we have a super-serious deadline for next Monday that has just changed to Friday morning and we need three super-shiny images. Is that enough time?

    '...yeah, if I get the model today around lunchtime or thereabouts I can render tonight and Photoshop Wednesday and Thursday and Spanish Guy can do the aerial view.'

    Right. I'll get a couple of guys on it, they'll Archicad up what you need for the views. No problem. Remember: super-shiny.

    '...yeah yeah. Because we need time to get this done. No fucking about with redesigns or blowing smoke up each other's arses and sending us shite from Archdaily.'

    2PM
    Hey face_melter, I made changes to the design so I'm going to give them to the guys so they can remodel everything.

  • SimonFFM2

    Spent the past days in a spa by a lake, hanging out in saunas and salt grottos outside in the snow. Pretty amazing and very relaxing. It's mixed sex and everyone's naked. Around 80% of the people are overweight. The heat and silence is something I really enjoy, though.

    • Naked fat people, always a good time!eryx
    • Are you taking pictures of naked chicks while you're there?Bennn
    • Left my camera at home.SimonFFM
    • The heat and silence of overweight naked people?microkorg
    • Only mentioned the overweight, so you don't get jealous too much as there's nudity around me all the time (usually hotter).SimonFFM
  • Bennn0

    Anyone ine here received emails from Artify?

  • Bennn0

    I just sidenoted a post dated from 14 years ago... I thought it was a new post...

    it was a post from someone named 'letgo' about an unflushable turd at his office.

    • its the highlight of my day so far. its been a slow day.Bennn
    • actually no, we watched the episode 5 of MrRobot S03 at lunch, the 45min one take sequence episode. That was the highlight of my day, it was awesome.Bennn
  • HijoDMaite1

    Random dude on FB group asked how old my Yelp account was. He then asked me to write a review on a company with a few key words. Did it, took me less than ten minutes and he sent me $50 via Venmo.

    Sorry not sorry fuck Yelp.

    • Do you write reviews often?pango
    • nice man!!! yelp is an interesting tool. gotta take the reviews and put a truth filter on them.capn_ron
    • 50$ for a positive review on Yelp? wow they're crazyBennn
    • This was my third review since 2012. The company is in Chicago and I’m in California. Made the shit up.HijoDMaite
    • Well. Its not just for review. It includes shut up fee.pango
    • I read: "Random dude on FB group asked me out..."oey
    • Hijo replied: "Sure, can I take my family?"oey