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  • pango3

    Or just edit your photo with PS3 controller. Much cheaper.
    https://petapixel.com/2017/08/10…

  • detritus2

    Top Tip: If you're in a bad mood, don't frisbee-throw irregular shapes across your studio out of frustration, because instead of wending their way near to the bin as you'd intended, they may just as easily flip up half way and smash a long fluoro tube over your working table.

    I've just spent 10 minutes cleaning a gajillion tiny shards of glass from ... well, everywhere ... and I know there's a load more in every nook and cranny.

    Jes suis un idiot.

    • Mind you, I do feel a lot better now for having smashed something, no matter how innocent it might have been.detritus
    • google "japanese neon lamp fight" if you're not too scared of a little blood and mayhem (and absolute ridiculousness)PonyBoy
    • lolSunSunSun_
    • https://www.youtube.…mugwart
  • since19790

    Don't hate on me cause I've followed Greta Gerwig since Baghead. Lol

  • utopian10

    Every last "PeterPancake" post and response on QBN in the past seven years has been pancake related...fucking genius!

    www.qbn.com/PeterPancake

    • +GuyFawkes
    • Lolpango
    • PeterPancake links to a cool site http://csh.bzsofas
    • Glad you appreciate :). It's hard to avoid really, when in reality, everything, although most times subtly, is related to Pancake.PeterPancake
    • @Peter if that's your site it would be great if you could set up an RSS feed or mailing list to stay updated on your work :)sofas
    • No, I don't claim to be Chris, sorry. I link to that particular project of his because it's a nice interactive piece to be surprised by once in a while.PeterPancake
    • http://csh.bz/gifmel…PeterPancake
    • <3sofas
    • I can't even...pango
    • great work @Peter!renderedred
    • Gif melter is top bananasPhanLo
    • Gif melter opened my third eyested
  • PonyBoy0

    "The fire began about 4 miles from us and then when the winds changed, on the other side of us it was 2 miles away. I didn't even realize there was a fire as I never have tv on during the day. I was blissfully drinking coffee and doing laundry. Then my friend called me. Then the Sheriff Dept. called and advised of a mandatory evacuation. We did have to evacuate for almost 3 days."

    From my Aunt (75) who single-handedly takes care of my Gram (96)... I've been trying to get ahold of them over a week and finally heard from them late this evening. Scary shit... hope everyone and theirs are okay.

  • Bennn0

    • wrong thread, we need an EDIT button in QBN V3.0Bennn
    • hehe.. left girl looks like Sean Young in BrunnerOBBTKN
  • i_monk7

    One of those jobs I was feeling good about? Interviewing tomorrow.

  • oey2

    "I don't hide my location. You or anyone want to come at me in real life just say so. I will smash your fucking teeth through the back of your fucking skull."

    There were people already banned for similar words.
    I'm not advocating IRN to be banned.
    I agree with what set wrote to a certain point.
    I also feel it's important what set wrote.

    Besides I'm somehow guilty of triggering IRN.
    I was not implying that (s)he or the rest of them defend Pedophilia per se.

    I was actually questioning their political stance, position and rhetoric.

    I understand that he's upset, sometimes we troll each other here in QBN but this is a bit too much for me...also when I don't take it too seriously.

    I don't want to be the moralist but lets keep it threatless.
    Please only verbal abuse and violence.

    Now fuck off with your President!

    Cheers!

    • I miss all the drama here.i_monk
    • where was this happening? It sounds like it was a hootkona
    • info please. some of us want to watch with popcorn.capn_ron
    • Hahhahaha, he said that? What a fucking tool.face_melter
    • http://www.qbn.com/r…oey
    • sorry wrong oneoey
    • http://www.qbn.com/r…oey
    • lol, oey... you make a 'pedo' comment at someone in real life and don't expect a broken upper lip you're not living in reality... that's a vile camp to put...PonyBoy
    • ... anyone into.PonyBoy
    • You point blank said He's part of a 'PEDO RING'... joking or not you'd more than likely get knocked the fuck out in real life for such a statement... asshole.PonyBoy
    • "OMG + ROBO + IRN = QBN PEDO RING!"
      YOU, oey... SHOULD BE BOOTED from the site for such a foul statement... calling someone part of a 'pedo ring'...wow
      PonyBoy
    • prob a bit of an overreaction in my opinion. as if anyone was seriously calling anyone a pedo. People are dumbfounded that anyone would back that piece of shitfadein11
    • moore, that's all. understandable as well.fadein11
    • backing/defending whatever.fadein11
    • PonyBoy, do you really believe I was accusing them of belonging to an actual PedoRing?...in QBN?!oey
    • Do you really believe I was actually accusing them of being Pedophiles? And that I led an investigation into Pedo Circle in QBN?oey
    • Besides, I don't think the smash thing was for me....but who knows...oey
    • You want me out? Go cry to the Moderators...whateve...oey
    • I don't even know what's a Pedo Ring in your head man...is it a thing to put in the finger? Or a thing to put the finger on?oey
    • I think you are overreacting. Just as IRN. I don't mean in the same way. still overreacting.oey
    • I'm not even asking IRN to be booted...oey
    • Everyone calm down, noone was calling anyone an actual pedo clearly. Let's all blame that piece of shit Moore instead.fadein11
    • I'm very calm. I'm having fun actually seeing where some people set their focus and priorities and which causes and people to defendoey
    • If I'm lucky I'll make it till FoxNews! Maybe they invite robo, omg, IRN, deathboy and their attorney Pony for a round table. round as in ring.oey
    • LOL!oey
    • I can't stop laughing dudes, really?
      people backing up pedos (not pedofilia) and then people backing up the people who back up pedos?
      oey
    • this is GOLD!!!oey
    • I need to go work...ah...this is so good!oey
    • In the end of the day I guess people have the right to back up Pedo's without being offended or mocked.oey
    • I actually think that's worse, to backup in this case than to mock up, but each has their priorities and their views on what's right and wrong.oey
    • besides, QBN is a free country just like the USA...oey
    • If PonyBoy is upset that I mock them for backing up that candidate and the way I mock them, well it's he's choice.oey
    • For me he's just backing up Moore's backup...LOL!oey
    • sorry PonyBoy for mocking people backing up a Pedo, they don't deserve it.oey
    • In the end backing up pedo's is just a political difference. And I have to respect political differences and pedo backups. LOL!oey
    • this is fucking ridiculous!oey
    • http://www.breitbart…oey
    • omg called me sexual harasser...did you see me crying? LOL!oey
    • I apologize for lashing out oey. It's one of if not the worst of crimes. I find questioning whether there's truth to the allegations to be greatly lacking.IRNlun6
    • People are right to be outraged. I don't like defending someone like Roy Moore, but politics is incredibly toxic.IRNlun6
    • I apologize for starting this, should have thought better before. guess I lashed out too.oey
    • pedo defenders are people too!GuyFawkes
  • canoe1

    Is there a graph online that shows QBN threads and participation? I'd like to see the distance between Book of the Day and Chick of the Day.

    • Let me save you some time, it's vast... like an ocean of time.sofakingback
    • I kid, I kid, but it would be kinda cool to have a real time graph...canoe
    • extract the data from the threads themselves. the time date stamps reveal all you want to knowimbecile
    • Chick of the day is very busy, all of the people that call me a misogynist hang out there...robotron3k
    • see you there robomisogynistGuyFawkes
    • lol, robo.Gnash
    • ha, robocanoe
  • PonyBoy0

    Anyone else use Slack regularly?

    This app simply disappears from my MBP at least once a month... gone.

    I JUST HAD IT OPEN!!! My MB has a digital blackhole because after a reboot the app is nowhere to be found. ????

    • Yes.
      I've never had that happen. That's pretty weird.
      kona
    • No issues here on my MBP either.BabySnakes
    • every day.
      never happened.
      imbecile
    • I use the browser. I saw no benefit to the slack app whatsoever...set
    • yes everyday, an annoying little app...the worst UI/UX on the planet.utopian
  • freedom0

    I wonder what kind of world you live in if you can be swayed to vote by a Duck Dynastic endorsement?

    • ..or Falwell's son, or James Dobson, or Mike Huckabee, or the Christian flag.

      Wrong thread though.
      garbage
    • ever drive through your country lately? it is poor, it is right wing, and it is hillbilly.canoe
  • oey-3

    thanks fadein11...

  • oey0

    For the record:

    I don't know or have any real information about any sort of Ring inside QBN, specially an alleged PedoRing...or any PedoGate...or whatever...

    Also, by PedoBro's I never intended to alleged that the people mentioned were either:

    actual brothers, a PedoGang, abused brothers or abusive brothers or something in the Nature of a brotherhood...active or passive.

    I hope nobody goes to the QBN headquarters with an assault rifle to free the new members locked in QBN's basement.

    But if you go can you bring me a Pizza?
    Without Pineapple!

    • I found out that there's an actual hashtag for pedoring in Twitter and Instagram...mostly conspiracy theories...so, what's the real issue here?oey
    • lolmonospaced
    • I'm guessing they would wear a vest made from pipe bombs and one of Trump's Chinese-made shirts, shouting MAGA! MAGA! MAGA!face_melter
    • Then crumpling in a corner, weeping,
      because their weak wrists are too feeble to pull the detonation chord.
      face_melter
    • WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?

      lol
      set
  • mugwart3

    You know your in for a "day" when it starts with an angry dwarf starting a fight with you whilst waiting for the bus to go and see your kid sing at school!

    • and the only weapon you have is a bottle holding purified water!mugwart
    • You should have rolled a D20 to see if the purified water had a chance of setting him on fire.face_melter
    • insert the bottle in his anus?OBBTKN
    • hahah I'll carry a D20 from now on.mugwart
    • hahaha. What did you say to him?set
    • I just happened to be in the way. He was screaming at me that I was a turd, just a fucking turdmugwart
    • I told him to fuck off. He just said I'm a turd whilst getting as close to my face as a dwarf can. Fight was iminant, if any more spit landed on me I was justmugwart
    • going to lamp him with my litre bottle water! Even the opposite bus driver was yelling at me to deck him!mugwart
    • HAHAHAset
    • Hahahaha. Like an episode of Father Ted!face_melter
    • "An artist respects the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity!!!"sarahfailin
  • OBBTKN0

    When i'm tired, i look like yorke due to the amblyopia on my left eye... (after seeing the pic i've just posted).

    But i am not famous and people look at me like saying "who's this freak tall guy and what the heck is wrong on his face?"

    hehe

  • set0

    Just saw Bob Geldof casually strolling along in Battersea Park on his own. I noticed him from quite far away, not recognising him, but seeing an oldish man with grey hair and thinking to myself that this old man has a very unusually fit, confident and superior walk on him. It looked odd. Old people don't walk like that.

    Then he got closer and it all made sense.

    • made him a tea once! Was a nice guy.
      Jimmy Page is a cunt though!
      mugwart
    • lol, jimmy page looks like a cuntset
    • Jimmy Page is a delight compared to Robert Plant. Bell-end delux.Morning_star
    • Eddy Izzard is still the greatest "celeb" I've ever ran into. Most are as Morning_star putsmugwart
  • Maaku0

    Normally I trim my beard but, I do shave it once a year.
    Yesterday I did, and I went from 34 to 28 years old. I looks so weird now.

    • look*Maaku
    • I used to shave it off every Jan 1, then hated myself for it until it grew back.i_monk
    • ^ The same day is "ok". It's about 36 hours after that it looks like dirty, and you look old and young at the same time.Maaku
    • It looks like you put on 20 lbs, on your face.i_monk
    • Not shaved the beard off in 10 years... i trim it on friday and go to beers with friends looking 25 againOBBTKN
    • back home after... looking like 45 againOBBTKN
  • freedom-5

    When will lawyers be allowed to have beards?

    • as soon as someone hot plays one on tvGnash
    • are you serious?monospaced
    • I had to go to court in the summer. My mum insisted I shave my beard. I didn't. Turned out the judge had a mighty fine beard himself.set
    • when they go out of fashion again?Fax_Benson
    • I had mine before it was fashionable, and I'll have it afterwards.set
    • Same.i_monk
    • double same.section_014
    • I am fashion.detritus
    • You're so fashset
    • You're the king of the fashistsset
    • Stop trying to make fash happen, it't not going to happen.i_monk
    • fucking hipsters.utopian
  • detritus0

    Just felt sorry for New Zealand as it was ignored on a client's very simplified world map representation, so thought I'd sneak it back in again.

    Sadly NZ is so fucking East that it would've been too close to the edge so fuckit, New Zealand's back off again. Should've checked that before drawing it, I guess.

    • I know the NZ accent very well but always make a point of assuming they're Australian. They love that.set
    • https://www.reddit.c…i_monk
    • ^ lol. everything is represented on the webzGnash
    • LOLOLOL love asking my New Zealand friends where in Australia they're from.pango
  • set1

    Either I transitioned through to an alternate reality on my way back from lunch or I was in some sort of daze. I was certain I'd bought a Pea, Edamame and Kale soup and some nice bread to go with it.

    I've just heated up the soup and toasted the bread and it's fucking pea and ham soup and the bread has choc chips in it.

    • I feel sick nowset
    • I bought my gf that Pea Edamene and Kale soup the other week and she wrote me a stern text a couple of days after, asking me never to buy it for her again.detritus
    • Well, I presume itw as the same as the one you're on about.detritus
    • Tesco? I have no idea how I managed it. I definitely had the Pea, Edamame and Kale one in my hand when I read it.set
    • The Pea and Ham one was one of the worst tasting soups I've ever had in my life. Not made any better by chocolate chip bread.set
    • I love split pea soup with ham. Perfect for this cold weather. :)monospaced
    • Oh it can be lovely. This one wasn't.set
    • That's what you get for eating kale.i_monk
    • Yea I've been eating burgers and pizza all week so decided I needed something green and horribleset
    • well kale certainly fits that billhans_glib