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- cbass990
PS: In the meantime, kindly get back to me with your full name (you want the check payable to) cell phone no. and contact address (preferably for USPS not P.O box) where a check can be mailed to, so I can get the check prepared and have it mailed out to you right away.
- I told him to paypal me the money instead and he hasn't responded hahacbass99
- super fishy. similar MO to a friend of mine that was selling a sailboat. he was 'travelling' as well and would have an 'agent deal with shipping.'Gnash
- She got the creeps and stopped responding to the guy. so not sure what the punchline wasGnash
- i imagine it will have something to do with "duties" that you'll have to pay -- he'd do it himself but he's "in the north atlantic..."Gnash
- stoplying7
Just had a laugh with my team about how it would be great if we could turn down work the way it's done on the show, Shark Tank.
"There's not enough budget, you're team are a bunch of lunatics, and your deadline is far too aggressive. For these reasons....we're out."
- lolmonospaced
- HAHA!!PonyBoy
- that's basically how we've fired or broken up with clients before, thoughmonospaced
- LOL https://img.memesupe…HijoDMaite
- hahah these are gold: https://www.google.c…HijoDMaite
- oops https://www.google.c…HijoDMaite
- scarabin1
it's weird how i can't really use certain visual concepts anymore because they no longer make sense to newer generations. like static on a TV screen or looking through a keyhole.
- or TV scan lines as a texturescarabin
- or politenessprophetone
- about 15 posts up....
http://www.qbn.com/r…pango - Or actually talking on the phone.bainbridge
- Keyhole?bainbridge
- how long before phone recievers are forgotten
http://images.clipar…drgs - I recently bought a load of stock photography of business men smiling and shaking hands - it was for a client who does business - but they hated it. why?fadein11
- oh yeah, phone receivers are dead now too. and those floppy disk save iconsscarabin
- Soon CDs and DVDs.bainbridge
- TheGreatGlorpo3
I just had to wipe my damn asshole with an envelope because a store's bathroom had no toilet paper.
- don't forget to lick the stamps!utopian
- never had a shit in a shop.fadein11
- Were there envelopes in the bathroom, or were you sifting your mail on the can?DRIFTMONKEY
- It was in my backpack and contained a jury summons. Take that government.TheGreatGlorpo
- fadein that's impossible, are you a germophobe?HijoDMaite
- I haven't either.monospaced
- ikea once, but it was more a wet fart and only because of how long i was forced to be in there.fadein11
- lolmoldero
- IKEA is awash with wet fartsspunji
- I had to use coffee filters once. true story. Pain in the bottocks my dudessureshot
- crumple the paper to give it soft texturedrgs
- Was it Poo PS?MrT
- I once used the soft, fluffy feel of fibre glass wool - much to my regret. Hope you didn't get the paper cuts man!Ianbolton
- Next time that happens, I'd suggest using a sock and throwing it away. A friend did that last week. He came home with one sock on. What came next was surprisingshellie
- did you mail the envelope?Krassy
- Shellie great life hack, thank you is your friend an engineer?HijoDMaite
- plumbers hate him!scarabin
- lol fadein. I had a shit in Sainsbury's last year, because I HAD to. Never again. unless I HAVE to.detritus
- ..in their toilets, I hasten to add.detritus
- DRIFTMONKEY1
I enjoy sun-dried tomatoes, but hate them on pizza.
I hate olives, but enjoy them on pizza.- SDT good on rigatoni with mozza, garlic, evoo, parsley, chixHijoDMaite
- Sun-dried tomatoes on pizza mess up the consistency of the overall bite/chew experience. I'm with Olives all the time.shellie
- i'd try sdt mixed into the doughscarabin
- ^this. Those two textures belong together. Especially if it's chopped into smaller pieces.shellie
- bainbridge-2
Ever had an idea and thought, "that would make a good shirt"?
Do you think you can make money off one shirt if you sell it on your own website and get someone famous to wear it?
- What are you, 15?nb
- I don't mean to be a dick, I just feel this is an idea we all had around the time we were 15nb
- Ya I've.
sadly i doubt any of the T-shirt i want would make profit.pango - Yes.Hayoth
- see the thread all about thisfadein11
- I just see an easy way to make a few thousand $bainbridge
- cool - stop messing about and get crackingfadein11
- sea_sea0
I refuse to comment on things I don't want popping up on my feed, like that damn IT trailer. Faaak all that. Like the original wasn't bad enough, robbed me of my childhood. x( nothxbye.
- Don't be scared:
https://tinyurl.com/…utopian - I won't hit that either. Lolsea_sea
- Don't be scared:
- OBBTKN0
What's going on with bees navigation systems? I've just put the Nr. 5 of the day in the correct path to out of my studio using the broom...
I want a prize for being "The bee savior of the year" or something like that
- HijoDMaite10
- ha brilliantfadein11
- shoppeddrgs
- LOLpango
- ahahaha this is getting better each daysureshot
- Bunch of OCD designers lolpango
- #shelfgatesofakingback
- I've waited all day fro this!
ahahah awesome :Dsted - LOLsea_sea
- yeah my phone camera officially sucks!HijoDMaite
- DEBUNKEDgarbage
- #fakenewswhatthefunk
- haha #shelfgatemoldero
- Ha.i_monk
- lolooooobklyndroobeki
- detritus0
omg, it's actually warm today — not just sunny outside, but actually tangibly somewhere North of absolute zero in my studio here.
I've taken off my scarf and my undervest, and now even the hat that was so necessary is going to go.
Is this... Spring?
- Gnash2
- lolmonospaced
- hah that's why it took so long!sted
- hahamoldero
- detritus0
Well that was fun. Seeing a reflection of myself I realised I was long-overdue a beard trim and seeing as I had a client popping for a meeting in 15 minutes, I thought I'd give myself a quick once-over with an electric trimmer.
All was going well, and then did a bit under my jaw and as I did so heard a strange plastic-sounding noise at my feet.
The length-dictating widget had fallen off, so I had just made quite a neat, very-closely shaved rectangle right in the middle of my otherwise not very-closely shaved beard.
Fuck.
I then spend the next 10 minutes trying desperately to work out how to compensate for this, back and forthing until I now look like a 90s or Amish interperetation of d'Artagnan.
I hear a knock at the door, throw myself across the room and open it, and then have an awkward meeting where I'm pretty damn sure he's just staring at my red-raw weirdie beardie.
*sigh*
- bainbridge0
Why is it failing every time I try to upload to imgur?
- such a superficial post but I am reading all sorts of angst from itfadein11
- Bennn14
- :)sureshot
- beautifulernexbcn
- Love the regal look with the crossed paws :)mrAtor
- so fluffysrhadden
- Really lovelyset
- I wouldlnu
- pet i hope, hadigitdaily
- My gf wakes up and start crying immediately since 3 days, the cat is on her side normally and first thing she makes is petting her ... :(Bennn
- the 3 last pics are recent pics, you can notice the weight lossBennn
- she has wise, thoughtful, eyes.Gnash
- beautifulfabiobronco
- hans_glib1
serious questine:
is the word 'Honky' racist?
I mean I now it's slightly eyebrow raising, but racist?
- also, where's the 'racism' thread gone?hans_glib
- depends on how it's used?monospaced
- You find the "honky-tonk piano" sound on many digital piano.fruitsalad
- 'sfruitsalad
- How about 'oi you fucking pasty skinned, potato stinking, tiny nosed, two footed, land stealing honky bastard' ... ?set
- As with most slurs against white people they have little effect. As Louis CK said "It's pretty fucking sweet being white!"HAYZ1LLLA
- a name for a wheat beerhans_glib
- haha, that'd just be amusing this side of the pond, but might raise a few eyebrows over on the other side. i say go for it.detritus
- sounds like something only a Honky would ask. ;)OP31
- yes - and only honkies have complained. "it's so 'inappropriate'", they whinehans_glib
- i have yet to find a really offensive word for white folks... the search continues...pango
- Cuntset
- 'Cunt White' - that could workhans_glib
- White cunt.pango
- Nope, the book How to Serve Human is though. Honky won't be an ethnic slur until 2074.tbgoodwillie
- ah someone doesn't know much about history.fadein11
- Piano's have more white keys than black keys, but.. without the black keys there'd be no fun. Plus... there's always harpsichords.fruitsalad
- Are you saying white people needs black people to have fun?pango
- https://www.youtube.…PonyBoy
- nobklyndroobeki
- call a french canadian a frog and lets see his reaction.hotroddy
- Sweet! will try that. lolpango
- never heard of honkey b4sureshot
- I think it's an American thing.pango
- https://www.youtube.…fruitsalad
- 'White devil' pretty much does everything I need it to. 'Honky' is comical, something that would fall from Tarantino's mouth.face_melter
- Yeah, but Tarantino's also all over 'nigger' too and I'm not sure London's ready for a pint of that...detritus
- I feel like Tarantino only makes movies just so he can make white people say "nigger" as many times as possible, on film.monospaced
- detritus2
I've done fuck all work today.
i should've just stayed home.
- hans_glib1
i've also done fuck all work today.
i lost my hard drive this morning, spent the rest of the day trying to resurrect it. totally shat the bed.
years of files, all gone. :(
i have some recent back up but everything else... pooffff!i know, my fault.
- detritus0
Glad that April Fools is on a Saturday this year, so it'll be mostly a non-event. is it just me, or has the fad for thie fuckign things been a bit on the wane this last year or two?
if so, good.
it was great being a kid and makign stupid wee jokes to your folks and friends - it was tiresome and irritating when all the world's websites (plus dog) let their front-end nerds express their humour for a day, before shooing them back into the monkey cupboard for the rest of the year.
- i like the fake articles in the paper, though they're getting a bit easy to spot, which is sad.hans_glib
- i remember years ago there was a piece on capital radio where someone was ranting how we were going to lose three days to allow the calendar to catch up with...hans_glib
- ... the sun and how outrageous it was. this bloke was properly ranting and angry. the next day questions were asked in parliament as to why they hadn't beenhans_glib
- ...told about it and that this sort of back-room decision was all that was wrong about britain etc etc. then someone pointed out the date.hans_glib
- THAT'S my kind of april fool.hans_glib
- for a joke will qbn actually have any design related posts on 1st of April?fruitsalad
- You're new here, aren't you?detritus
- @fruitsalad - yeah man how about you kick it offfadein11
- pango0
8pm and still at the office.
hows everyone's night?