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- emokid0
hi rand.
i like saying the words "fist" and "talk to my."
- digdre0
Not FoundSorry, but you are looking for something that isn't here.
- scarabin0
i've been drinking rum and playing a lot of assassin's creed: black flag lately. had the same 3 sea shanties on loop in my head for a week now and it's driving me a little nuts
- JesseJensen0
Secrets to capturing mental pictures:
For (four) that dress is more stunning than three (three) baby bumble bees stinging to (two) the last of one's (one) prick!
Enjoy!
- megE0
the true way to my heart... free fonts :)
- goldieboy0
Some sound advice:
http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-…- Hahahahahaha I'm crying over here! Thanks!Hombre_Lobo
- just accidently stumbled over that page goldieboy?drgs
- errrr.... A friend of a friend you know, passed it on!goldieboy
- Hahahaha DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKSpillhead
- "Excellent product. Most prisoners confessed within five minutes of the first application. Can recommend"goldieboy
- The reviews are pricelessgoldieboy
- hahahasea_sea
- Fariska0
Autumn isn't funny
- But it's here....EMU!!!!locustsloth
- who cares? she has big tits7point34
- funny tits?Fariska
- canuck0
Q: Where the fuck is rand? (Clue: I am major major)
A:
- cosmo0
It's been a while.
- 7point340
just for the record i like emu's film
- dead to me, dead.Jnr_Madison
- let's be honest, you have poor taste in movies.emukid
- oh wait, this is about my movie? cunts! the lot of you!emukid
- flavorful0
:D
- CALLES0
Im in hungry strike
- nilsnihil0
getting morning paper, opened front door,slipped on ice, fell down steps, broke a couple of ribs. Percocet. give me three weeks I'll have a radio show.
- fuck, you ok?Jnr_Madison
- this happened today? are you okay?emukid
- well clearly you are not okay because you have broken ribs but i meant are you okay?emukid
- Is this your way of saying 'merry christmas'? Otherwise, sorry to hear it.NotByHand
- Happened sunday. I'm OK thanks, the painkillers are strong and I'm not stinting. Merry x mas etc.nilsnihil
- evrything is going to be alright.nilsnihil
- it is. you know it!emukid
- that is sad.Jaline
- I hope you get better quickly.Jaline
- Rand0
yeah, that was great. I wish for those 2, and studio a, they would bring back all the posts
- canuck0
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - Two women were hospitalized after a New Zealand cafe mistakenly served dishwashing liquid as mulled wine, a newspaper reported Tuesday.
Chico's Restaurant Ltd. in the mountain resort of Queenstown on South Island pleaded guilty to a charge of selling food containing extraneous matter - the chemical sodium hydroxide - that caused injury, the Southland Times newspaper said.
- ...flavorful
- how would you not smell that it wasn't wine? nose deaf?7point34
- probably drunk off their asses to begin with...GreedoLives
- digdre0
there is a beach party here, tomorrow.
but it's not at the beach.
- 4cY0
i have been working with about 8 shades of blue now. none of which meets my clients expectations, none of them will be printed as such, since it is all gradients.
i may shoot myself now.
- magnificent_ruin0
nils, what is the source of the pain?
- tic douloureux?Greedo
- he slipped on our broken dreams.Jnr_Madison
- étoiles d'imbecile?francoisfido
- hahahahaha, DON"T MAKE ME LAUGH.
nilsnihil - http://www.qbn.com/t…nilsnihil
- do you like the percocet? my brother flushed them down the toilet because they made him depressedmagnificent_ruin
- they dull the pain but give me headaches and nausea. Robbing peter to pay paul. for the moment, painless is better.nilsnihil