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- i_monk2
Why was the gay of the day thread deleted?
- Cuz it was well gay mate!HAYZ1LLLA
- #magamonospaced
- really?Gnash
- https://www.youtube.…utopian
- I miss itsureshot
- OBBTKN1
I've been overworking with a cold all the week, had to close four projects before the month ends... today i'm well, just sent the last files and cold is over, friday, some beers with friends are waiting...
And now, my wife is down with a cold too... bye bye party time :(
That if, the sunday will ride as mad with my "new lungs", at least.
Happy weekend, locos
- stoplying0
I may have to fly to Pasadena next week, LAX is way more convenient with direct flights. Is it worth it to try to fly into Burbank airport, or is LAX the better choice?
- Probably best to just stick with LAX. I'm flying there tomorrow.monospaced
- ^ Thx. How long is that cab ride to Pasadena from LAX?stoplying
- About an hour, more if there's traffic.monospaced
- cool thx yo!stoplying
- im 15min away...qbn drinks?pockets
- renderedred1
there should be some kind of an app to taze me if i open a new mail while really drunk and high. :)
- Gmail used to have a feature which would make you do a sum if you were sending mail after 1am, or something. Always thought that was neatdetritus
- detritus0
^
My partner needs some sort of feature in her email which analyses for length and upon detecting it, stores mail she's sent for a few hours, scans for names, swaps them around and then sends it back to her - idea being to check whether she'd offend herself.
She's English as a Second Language, so pehaps it's just that, but boy can she come across like a total bitch sometimes, even when she's not intending to.
- not bad at all, except i didn't insult anybody quite the opposite. xgf shit :) epic fail on my part.renderedred
- ^ never fun when that happensGnash
- oey2
To my previous post...
That's pretty personal right there and I sort of regret it cause it's just not about me only.Pee jar...fucking LOL!
You know, like people used to have under the bad last century...
:/And yeah, it's totally not her fault.
I'm mixing stuff and she doesn't deserve this.Plus, maybe there's a solution for my phone.
I guess I was too much in the heat of the moment.Cheers!
I'll write more stories.
Oh, I live with 55 adults and 15 children in a big house divided by different living areas.
I've already spoken about that.
- just dont go down on her in the morning. case closed.yurimon
- oh yuri...monospaced
- Does she use a funnel?pango
- pee jar won the internet today. don't worry about it though. but I would say this place probably isn't the best place to share such intimate details lol.fadein11
- all in good spirited fun, oey.Gnash
- it's sterile. go down on her.since1979
- pee jar should behe word of the yearsureshot
- be the *sureshot
- I'm going to name a ship after it - HMS Pee Jarfadein11
- Pee Jar Binksoey
- put that phone on rice lolernexbcn
- sarahfailin1
Why would you leave the pee jar uncovered? I assume it has a lid... What if you accidentally kicked it over?
There are some offenses which simply merit a break up. This aggression will not stand, man!
- detritus1
have you suggest a nappy*?
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* diaper
- studderine0
Someone left a bag of dog poop on the trunk of my car. Thankfully it was a bag.
- Pass it on.
Shit on a neighbour's stoop.detritus - Well, someone drew a penis on my hoodMaaku
- in shit?detritus
- were you parked like an asshole?Gnash
- I was not parked like an asshole.studderine
- I drove past a man walking his dog; he was in the street so I had to squeak by him. Maybe he thought I was too close so he put bag of poop on my trunk?studderine
- poop jar anyone?oey
- ^^ sounds like you have your dog, studdGnash
- At least he didn't light it on fire. Not a volvo fan I guess.sofakingback
- Pass it on.
- oey5
I knew I could count on you people.
Thanks for your support!- If it makes you feel better, your story made me laugh and took my mind off a minor annoyance I had in my day that had me pissed. All gone now. thanks :)sofakingback
- mg331
Today was moving day, out of our third floor condo to a smaller 8th floor condo for a month before we hopefully move into a house in the suburbs.
What am I saying PLEASE LET ME NEVER AGAIN HAVE A DAY AS STRESSFUL AS TODAY WAS.
I had movers, who were awesome. 3/4 of our stuff went into storage, the rest to a smaller condo. Wife was super stressed out, I screamed and cursed at a lawyer but later apologized, and he totally understood. Just a ridiculous day and I still can't get my heart rate to slow down. Trying to eat dinner and decide if I have the energy to go to a huge work party I'm missing out on.
- drgs2
spent whole yesterday changing flights, from one airport to another -- with a flu and a fever
arrived at home at 1 amto dive into cool, clean sheets of your own bed -- its pure heaven
- GeorgesII0
"I'm so angry and so pissed right now..."
so pissed heheh
- yurimon-5
We should terraform most of the worlds deserts and convert them into rain forests to increase oxygen on the planet. we have the tech, methods.
- now make it profitable in the short-termscarabin
- hey, that was my idea.detritus
- there is enough forest, although its all gathered in siberiadrgs
- this is where it starts
https://en.wikipedia…
https://en.wikipedia…detritus - drgs, its true the northern areas are greening up... i am wondering about the gases stored in the soil like methane etc.yurimon
- this is something all of qbn could work on? change... can we do it?yurimon
- ^ There is a fuckload of methane trapped by northern permafrost. when that shit starts melting....Gnash
- lets do this tomorrowdrgs
- lol, for a better tomorrow, tomorrowyurimon
- what if they turned the sahara into an international tax-free pot farm?Gnash
- let capitalism terraform itGnash
- why? surely you know Alex Jones' enemies are causing global warming to control population so the elite can go on? how do you not know this?fadein11
- turning off your computer will decrease the ampunt of carbon in the air and get the process started, yuriscarabin
- oh yuri...
just read an article about the Compensatory Afforestation Fund Bill?sted - oh, you need an authority, to get something done. ic. gnash, i think hemp would be a better resource, sustainable materials, but mono culture?yurimon
- motivation for change is directly tied to profit potential. trees are fine as long as someone gets rich planting them. pot easier, but perhaps less co2 consumedGnash
- bah. it's too late, anywayGnash
- Plant more treesutopian
- make the deserts green again!fadein11
- We should ship all the desert to the ocean and make more land!! Fuck you fishes!pango
- This is a great idea. Have you heard of the micro rainforests that can be grown in less than a half acre? Cool shit.monospaced
- What about the oceans toxicity levels? What should we do?since1979
- Cleaner energy and manufacturing?monospaced
- Plant more treesutopian
- since1979, prob no plastics, ingest no drugs cause pee, no petroleum fertilizers, something like this.yurimon
- need list of chemicals in the environment and causes.yurimon
- will check out micro rain forests thingyurimon
- http://afforestt.com…
https://www.ted.com/…
I want to do this one day.monospaced - This didn't work well for Dune!
What will happen to the spice?mugwart - Mr Fucking (spelt fuck off) vegan here ;-)-> just stop eating Meat - rainforest will stop being cut down!mugwart
- since19793
I live in a reality where people hate me for not having a job yet these same people will never hire me. To them I say... Lick my nipple.