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  • kalkal0

    Idea:

    A site that poses itself as a Turing test, but in reality actually just pairs users up, with all results being published at a later date.

    • Haha :) But the illusion probably won't last very long...jagara
  • doggydoggdog0

    Co-worker friend is sober and former drug addict. She's clean now and very positive and open, but I feel bad that I feel like I look down on her for it. Could it happen to anyone or is it a character flaw on her part?

    • she was a non-addict like yourself at one point and had the strength to overcome one of the most difficult things a human can facescarabin
    • seems admirable to me; addiction is a motherfuckerscarabin
    • you know how those great musician did to make those music to enhance your life through out the year? real fucking high!pango
    • A flawed human?!!!jagara
    • Unacceptable!!pango
    • I agree with scar if anything she deserves your respect.sea_sea
  • freedom0

    I hate how sometimes a guy calling you "buddy" is patronizing and sometimes it's a term a friendship.

    • buddy you're right.pango
    • The tone will let you know what it is...jagara
    • Get over it buddy.utopian
    • protip: if it's used on QBN it's patronizingscarabin
    • I'm not your buddy, guy..set
    • I'm not your guy pal...pango
    • I saw buddy guy last time he come through my town. great show.Gnash
    • whatever you say buddyernexbcn
    • Take it easy, chief.stoplying
    • What's up guy?wagshaft
    • i think "my friend" is way more patronizing. buddy's just kinda goofy.Gnash
  • bulletfactory1

    Went to the live taping of SNL last night w/ Larry David. I don't know if it was because of the excitement of being in the audience of studio 8H and watching everything from a different perspective, plus it being a one-in-a-lifetime (probably) opportunity, but thought it was a pretty fantastic episode.

    • Nice! If there was any SNL show as of recent to see, it was that. Thats awesome!instrmntl
    • Nice!!! That opening 'Bern your enthusiasm' was hilarious / quite memorable... lucky episode to be at, bullet! :)PonyBoy
    • It was one of the better ones for suremonospaced
    • Everyone says it's much more exciting live.freedom
    • How does it work when in the audience? Does the stage rotate? How do they add in scenes that are shot on video?Hayoth
    • Each skit is assembled on a different part of the studio during the breaks. Sometimes you can't see, due to the set walls, so you just look at the 100+ monitorsbulletfactory
    • they have mounted to the ceiling. The music stage is setup from the beginning. But not all skits are on the main stage where they do the monologue.bulletfactory
    • Pre-recorded segments "Bern your Enthusiasm" was just shown on the monitor.bulletfactory
  • instrmntl0

    Crushed it at Costco today.

  • PeterPancake0

    here you go bainbridge, one for your tinder profile:

  • pockets0

    So I'm working a tucson arizona ...jewelry gem show. Networking admin, wiring, photography, film, social media & general labor among other things for a pretty penny. ( they flew me out here from Los angels). Things get boring doing the same shit for 17 days @ 12 hour days. I met a girl, at first she was the snack girl, a local temp from tucson arizona who just got a piece of land and moved here from phoenix arizona, her name was for qbn purposes...Jane.

    Jane has the prettiest smile, the most down to earth personality that seems common with arizona locals compared to the whores in los angels where i live. Big eyes which i could look into for hours, I had my doubts on her interest so i took my time using small talk while getting snacks and coffee. she is 39, me being 30.... She got to the point of flirting, "You are so cute, you are so nice, you this that this"...while never being able to take my money because i was staff. I took a day off from talking to her to see if something was really going on when i found her looking for me and asking if i needed anything. i got her number and added her to facebook. Janes FB really empty because shes not an "online" type of person. I made custom event tickets for an after party (for the jewlery show) which really boiled down to a "mid event party" which i gave her tickets to, she had to work the "after party".

    The event was 5 hours long, featured some shitty urban spanish bands and some POI or fire performers which were pretty half ass and periodically burned themselves. I took a moment to pay for a beer which i normally get free just to talk to her and get her number, she gave it to me. The flirting continued, flirting turned into morning text messages of "good morning!" etc etc. I finally got the balls to ask her out and she said she was busy followed by a text of "you know im not single right?".

    Dunno what to really say about this post but man, i spent 2 days trying to ignore what she said, with her continuing to flirt with me it was easy. I've asked her to some places ive never been like casinos, dinner etc in arizona, with no response but she continues to flirt and look for me while working because she knows where the IT room is.

    ive had bad terribly bad luck with women but this one has the personality i am looking for. I got 2 days left in this fucking dump full of cactus and barren land with nothing. I flirt, i push my luck with not much response and sometimes want to grab her from behind and tickle her. 2 days left.....

    I dont want to her think im a creeper, ive tried to let her know i really enjoy her company and have tried to express it..., ive tried to make sure that "i should of, would of" situation doesnt come up when i leave.....ive tried everything in reason while she continuous to flirt with me...at times making excuses like "i had to do laundry and my man me dinner" while she tells me "you made my day better" and " you are so kind and gorgeous" "you made my day better by just seeing you"... shes got no ring, ive looked..

    Im all out of hope and it bums me out...what do do qbn..

    • *Should have
      *Would have
      prospect
    • If she has told you she's not single and won't accept a date but keeps flirting it's because she enjoys it. If you can't enjoy just flirting ignore her.prospect
    • http://i.imgur.com/U…imbecile
    • sounds like she likes your interest. probably makes her feel good. either have fun and flirt or just sort of ignore her the last 2 days. She is already taken.capn_ron
    • she is preying on your desperation, don't be so needy or this type of cock-teasery will continue with other womenterry_cloth
    • ^ what terry said, she needs attention, senses your desperation...robotron3k
    • you the dude who posted the long disturbing story about having a beer and buying some chinos from soneone you liked in a mal?fadein11
    • That was imbecile:
      http://www.qbn.com/r…
      weirdname
    • what did you say when she texted "you know i'm not single, right" ?

      just say, "I didn't know -- so is that a , no, then?"
      Gnash
    • the heart wants what it wantsGnash
    • perhaps she only just starting seeing the guy, or maybe it's played out and she's just putting the cards on the table.Gnash
    • she knows you're from out of town—she's just being mad flirty because you're nothing to fear... you're leaving soon. Plus she's not looking to hook-up... she...PonyBoy
    • ...informed you she has a man etc... I'd just make a new friend and keep in touch if you really find that great. When she dumps her current schlub you're...PonyBoy
    • ... barely a 6 hour drive awayPonyBoy
    • haha... not saying you'd be her next 'schlub'. :) If you really dig her you have a means to keep in touch... don't push anything right now.. just be cool!PonyBoy
    • girls desperately need attention. try ignoring her for a bit, there is good chance this may cause her to want you even morebliznutty
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  • studderine0

    Client promised a retainer gig. Contracts sent over and I reviewed and signed. Client goes silent for a few weeks and I begin to worry; fuck, I just turned down other work (admittingly work I didn't want) because it was a sure deal. Right? I get a text 2 weeks after the silence and he says "Hey, sorry! I'm going to take a look at everything and get back to you". Whew—I thought. Another 2 weeks go by and, yep, silence. I'm writing this off as a loss and now hustling to find work. Moral of the story: It's never a done deal until it's a done.

  • pinkfloyd-2

    The world is kinda weird where if I think of something, I see it more often. And it's not just a matter of noticing regular things, but more unusual circumstances that I see more often lately.

    • Baader-Meinhof Phenomenonimbecile
    • You understand mepinkfloyd
    • Want a new car, never see it. Buy that car, literally every person has it.section_014
    • God messing with us?pinkfloyd
    • Reality is a shared dream, governed by your beliefs and intentions...set
  • sea_sea0

    Had a large tree in my back yard fall during last weeks storm on to a neighbors property. luckily no one was hurt and the damage was not as bad either. What I wasn't expecting was this insane bill from the landscape company to remove the tree. I'm so grateful they exist to do this kind of work, but I'm fukin bummed, hoping insurance can cover it, if not there goes a huge chunk of my savings, my burning man ticket and my new computer. :( I suppose I'm glad I saved that money. Damn you nature, after all we've been through? lesson learned.

    • oh man, that sucks. any way to rent a chainsaw and some burly dudes to do it instead? do you have a stump to remove?scarabin
    • it's all gone now. stump and all. had to have it done asap, before the neighbors freaked out on me. just dealing with insurance and all that crap now. suckssea_sea
    • oh wow :( That's rough... *fingers crossed that your insurance comes through for you <3PonyBoy
    • thanks pbj, i hope they come through too. :) xosea_sea
    • Hope you took pictures. You cleaned up the evidence. Insurance should have been your first call.Hayoth
    • I filed a claim same day including pictures and videos. I not estuped. lolsea_sea
    • Don't let mother nature win!pango
  • Bennn-2

    Dogs smell like Cheetos. Cats smell like freshly cleaned bed's sheets. Fact.

    • Cats also smell like cat piss. And if it's an especially old and fat cat, its tail might smell like cat shit, from dragging its hanging tail through it.jagara
    • naaahBennn
    • yeeehjagara
  • Bennn-1

    i'm not a fan of anything she has made before, but I have to admit her new album called ANTI, wich is very different from all her previous generic pop crap, is very good and original for a pop artist. Check it out sheeple!

  • eryx0

    What is the blog, who can write on it and why? If this is a re-post please link me to it, I am not going through 63k worth or posts.

    • we made this thread when blogs were first invented and were the object of ridicule. it's for all the thoughts and garbage not worth their own threadscarabin
    • fist rule about blog is that you do not ask about the rules.pango
    • its very entertaining though if you do go though 63k postspango
    • First rule is you read all the posts before you can post actually.monospaced
    • the clue is in the title reallyset
    • mono is correct. you shouldn't have posted without doing this first. you will soon be RUP'd.Gnash
    • What mono said. RUP eryxsea_sea
  • mekk1

    Two trains crashed head-on this morning near where I live. Four dead, hundreds injured, ambulance everywhere for hours. Ten helicopters idling around.

    Could't imagine that something like this is still possible.

  • mg330

    I can't believe I'm taking the time to explain to someone who's band barely plays shows, and hasn't ever done so much as a regional United States tour, how utterly crazy it is to think they can go and do a UK tour in MAY. OF THIS YEAR. No fanbase, no label, no booking agent, no manager, no experience touring the US, no demand for them of any kind, and they want to go do a tour of the UK.

  • imbecile3

    I'm thinking of buying two rats and a McDonald's hamburger later tonight to test terrry-cloth's theory.

    http://www.qbn.com/reply/3774304…

    If they eat the burger, well that was fun.

    If one eats the other, wow.

    If the remaining one starves to death instead of eating the burger, holy shit.

    Don't worry, I will be keeping notes and possibly recording video of the cage so this is science, not abuse.

  • Bennn0

    Sign #1 that the job has been done by an amateur graphic designer: Text at 2mm from the borders of the poster

    • thats -32094-09,21982Z in USA length measuring standardBennn
    • sign# 2: the legal line is 12ptGnash
    • hahahah @ measuring in Zsnb
    • ;)Bennn
  • omahadesigns0

    Do you think some people out there might view you as a geek or dork?

    • I think you may be asking the wrong audience.fadein11
    • yeah what the fuck dudesureshot
    • Eh, maybe some people, but fuck those people.IRNlun6
    • every last person on this site is a geek AND a dork... don't kid yourselves :)PonyBoy
    • Oh you can install Adobe Reader? You must be some kind of computer whisperer genius, I'll call you anytime I have a problem with my electronics. Fire the adminmekk