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- mrpt0
Showing how a dropdown menu for a “brochure website” animates, and showing it again in an iPhone does not make you a UI designer.
- i don't understand peoples bitterness over these titles. You alright pal?set
- Yeah I'm alright, my panties just got in a bunch. Better now though.mrpt
- A dropdown is part of the user interface though, right? If someone has designed that, then they are a UI designer, no?set
- I see your point though, it's a bit like people saying 'I'm a singer songwriter'
No you're not luv', you sing in front of the mirror at home sometimes.set - You're singer analogy is spot on.mrpt
- *Yourmrpt
- Everything I say is spot onset
- I endorse it 100%set
- pango0
I feel like this thread is like the lunch room.
- pango3
I did fuck all today....
- utopian0
- it's a graphic
http://mic.com/asset…dbloc - Son, I Am Disappointutopian
- css sprites, to be more specific.BabySnakes
- just change position of bgdbloc
- it's a graphic
- e-pill0
n i quote jevad quoting kld
- utopian0
I'm hungry as shit...going to bed!
- dbloc0
Someone just asked me
"Are you the registered webmaster for the website? "I said:
"I'm not sure what you mean by registered webmaster. I built the website."- where do I get registered as a webmaster?dbloc
- haha wut? you dont know? awe man, you need to register!moldero
- webmaster? i havent heard that term since 2004.yurimon
- Someone's been missing out on the webmaster meetingsset
- https://36.media.tum…set
- ^^ LOLHijoDMaite
- pango0
Ah ha! Caught my bitch roommate trying get more money from me on rent and utility bill. "Oh oops I guess I made an calculation error" fuck you! You only have to divide everything by half. And she's asian! Can't fool anyone!
- Dem Azians!utopian
- she hot?!omg
- nopango
- Not hot? Boot dat hoe!moldero
- wacistjuanluisgarcia
- iCanHazQBN0
I want to tell a girl that I'm sorry about the loss of her father, but the most recent text messages in our conversation are:
(from her):
can i fuck u hard tonight ?
and ride u..slowly(from back in August)
I didn't reply to those messages.
"Sorry about the loss of your father" would look really weird after her texts, and would probably make her feel shameful in a way.
She'd be thinking "oh my god i'm such a slut, i'm so sorry daddy" and then start sobbing.
- go for it. she might want to use her tears as lubedeathboy
- Send couple blank texts to bump the previous text out of the screen?And also after u said whatever you were gonna say. Text this "so...How about tomorrow night?pango
- the real question here is why didn't you reply to those messages?scarabin
- I don't remember. May have been out, drunk, didn't hear my phone, phone died?iCanHazQBN
- you could also just call her,
problem solvedgeorgesIII - very thoughtful of you, iCan. as George said, call her.Gnash
- iCanHazQBN0
- DAMM GURRL
PICS BRA. I NEED TO PUT A FACE ON IT.dasohr - You can see how making a transition could be tough, lol.iCanHazQBN
- Nah I can't post a pic of her. That'd be fucked up if she somehow found out. She's hot though. And not marychain "hot". But like really hot. 21 years old.iCanHazQBN
- Just say: Sure honey, meet you in 5.dasohr
- ya don't say anything about the father.pango
- she probably deleted them anyway. give her a calljuanluisgarcia
- Yeah, just give her a call. She probably won't pick up anyways and it will go to voicemail. Leave a message of condolences.mrpt
- Damn son!dbloc
- How could you not respond to that? What's wrong with you??!!dbloc
- WHAT'S WRONg WITH YOU?!pango
- I just busted a nutpinkfloyd
- Shopped. or he has 2 phones texting himself. lolyurimon
- not really, yuri. i think if i was gonna go through the trouble of photoshopping something, it'd be a lot more interesting than this.iCanHazQBN
- "r"..."u"/10
wouldn't banggeorgesIII - i was joking. hope to see a pic because not sure how attractive.yurimon
- everyone is cute in asciiyurimon
- classyset
- DAMM GURRL
- dbloc-2
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- moldero0
- Hey marychain...iCanHazQBN
- Marychain will bust a nutpinkfloyd
- this is his holy grail.iCanHazQBN
- Lol at top comment
"This is faces of meth. She's 36 years old."set
- moldero0
Went to the beach about an hour and a half ago to discover no waves and heaps of trash and broken bottles all over the beach, It's crazy how dirty an entire city can get in 1 night, and spring break literally started yesterday afternoon, most people aren't set to arrive till mid-day today.
There's crews out there cleaning it up now, the shitty thing is, its only because more spring breakers are set to arrive, after the final day of spring break, the cleanup crews don't show up anymore leaving piles of trash from the final night of partying all over the streets and beaches, and if it wasn't for hippie locals and us full time expats, the trash would stay on the beach till the next wave of tourists come in October. Maybe next year I'll doc this shit, but when I finally turn Mexican so they can't deport my ass.- Are you trying to get citizen ship down there?pango
- yup, its in process, super easy for me since I married a Mexican + have a 1/2 Mexican daughter, but as soon as I'm in, I'm kickin those 2 to the curb!moldero
- I'm sending this to inmigración!pango
- lol, send it to my wife, her family has politicians, you'd have better luck than immigration which only care on how much US dollars I spend here.moldero
- to de CURB!moldero
- its hard to joke about that though, those 2 girls are all I got.moldero
- wait... did you remarried? or just separated? what's going on with you now?pango
- back with the wife, she kind of went off the wall for a bit when we first had our daughter, but its all good now, very good actually.moldero
- i remember going to mazatlan for spring break and getting in arguments with the gringo tourists who would trash the place. fuck that.sea_sea
- awesome, get em girl!!!moldero
- omg-2
Arial.
It's pretty close to Helvetica, and when you need a font fast, it's on the top of the list because it starts with the letter A.
- scarabin0
started a tabletop RPG group and we're starting with a star wars campaign. i guess it's as good a universe as any, but it's got me thinking about building a functional lightsaber (lighted blade, full sound, motion sensor and clash effects). it's all i've thought about for days...
- pockets0
these tits on the homepage stop me from coming to qbn :(
- at work anywayspockets
- some of us have jobspockets
- He did apologize about it.BabySnakes
- Lets down vote it.pango
- or get the mod to fix it.
i'ma flag it.pango - or post new contentuan
- Yea I thought we had mods?
Do your job.set - or bring back the crop thumbnail feature....inteliboy
- though I do feel sad that some of you have jobs that would frown upon some random blog-posted nipples....inteliboy
- It's actually *a* tit.Riley
- Monotitset
- lolinteliboy
- you're talking about me.SimonFFM
- yeah Simon, he's talking about you. Where's the other tit?ESKEMA
- pockets0
yay no more mono-tit on the homepage, thanks qbn