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    people kept asking stupid questions at work...

    "my screen won't turn on..."
    "power cable is loose"

    "how do i copy this spread sheet to another spread sheet?"
    "ctrl+a, ctrl+c, click on 2nd spread sheet, ctrl+v"

    what the fuck guys!

    if i hear another "printer is not working" because no paper or wrong orientation, i'm gonna lose it....

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    • "Have you tried turning it off and on again?"detritus
    • Are there seriously no other Asians there?monospaced
    • The other dude is an developer. He's sick of that shit already. Or too busy. Also accounting manager. She's pro with excel and nothing else.pango
    • Ugggh why can't we have a dedicated IT to fix printers! And plug in people power cables!pango
    • lolmonospaced
    • ok just got another one.
      "how do you loaded these actions into photoshop?". "you double click on that action file"      pango
    • what were you even doing on photoshop?!?! that's not your job!pango
    • They are soaking up all your knowledge and magic and after will fire you...

      Lol j/k      OBBTKN
    • Aye mon then! I’ve survived 2 rounds of layoffs!pango
    • https://www.youtube.…mugwart
    • I sit next to our office IT guy - yesterday some numpty came over to moan that the emojis in Outlook weren't working.face_melter
    • I had to get up and walk away before I burst my shit laughing. I came back and IT Guy looked at me and just shook his head.face_melter
    • my top 3 are:
      1. people who accidently turn on this bullshit in outlook: https://tinyurl.com/…
      2. sticky keys. press shift very fast a few times...      drgs
    • 3. accidental screen rotations (ctrl+alt+left)
      4. all other problems are related to loose cables      drgs
    • let me google that for you: how do I google somethingsarahfailin
    • maybe that's why siri and alexa is winning.pango
    • Walking around the office I’m always amazed that stupid cunts can work with a screen that’s turned all magenta because of a loose cable.monospaced
    • Or mirroring their 12” laptop screen on an external 24” at 720p. Pointless on multiple levels.monospaced
    • Lol We have one like that.pango
    • Omgawd another one.
      "How do I turn the monitor brightness down?"....      pango
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