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    My wife was feeling a bit weird lately so we went to a doctor.
    After a bit of talk he checked her belly.
    AND SHIEEEEETTTTT!!!! There's a baby!
    An extra heart is beating inside my wife.
    I was about to faint when he turned the speakers on.
    9 fucking weeks old!

    We were not expecting this at all. I suggested her to stop taking birth control and I'm sure I said we can use condoms but of course never used it.

    We were both strong defenders of not having a child.
    You know, what is the point?
    The world sucks, humanity is eroding, too much responsibility, there's not even one logical reason to have a baby(except selfish ones) and so on...

    We're both 40 and we will have a baby if everything goes ok.
    I'm so scared.
    Me, as a father, I dunno.
    I can't even take care of myself. Somebody had told me that we would have a big shift in august because of our astro signs(leo and aquarius) but this big!?

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    • Congrats? You seem to have your shit together.Greedo
    • oh man tell your point to that mother in Africa who just gave birth to her 8. child. This will change your life for good.sted
    • Congrats whatever lol :Dsted
    • https://media.giphy.…moldero
    • awesome, congrats!
      Best thing in the world.
      scary as fuck but you'll manage.      _niko
    • A nice grown up way to approach it!DaveO
    • Congrats, man - add one small human per decent human pairing and you can still make the world a better place.detritus
    • Özgür?oey
    • :Dmonospaced
    • also ... there are countless reasons to have a baby that are not all selfish :/monospaced
    • CONGRATS! Best way of finding out!
      If you feel you shouldn't have because of the world - you should. Means your aware of the world and can teach the next gen...      mugwart
    • ... how to unfuck up this gens mess!mugwart
    • YO - congrats! shit gets real really fast, once u hear baby cry for the first time. life changing. efficiency on 3-4hrs of sleep is pretty mind blowing actuallyumbee54
    • @mono pls tell me one so I can maybe shake off this weird feeling.Beeswax
    • 1. You can distill the best of you and your partner, your families and the best of your culture, humour, curiosity and love into one singular being.detritus
    • Congrats!!
      Your dick works! :D      pango
    • 2. You get to spend 20 years mind-fucking a human you've created, and no one can give you shit.detritus
    • 3. In 5-12 years you'll have a servant.detritus
    • nice, so human engineering. almost like creating your own AI but not completely artificial.Beeswax
    • ^ there will come a time about 6-7 years from now. When the little one will catch you up and take your hand and smile up to you and call you daddy...mugwart
    • ... any question/feeling you have now will make sense. its odd and its a bit trippy but its the greatest feeling in the world.mugwart
    • "Your dick works! :D"
      —pango
      Well, someone's dick works...
      :D      detritus
    • 4. You'll have someone who can work whatever equivalent of VHS video recorders there is in 10 years.detritus
    • You appreciate life and the world more. Gives you new perspective, focus and drive. Plus you get to relive all the cool childhood things_niko
    • Having a child is a selfless act, not selfish. To create a paradigm shift to bring this life that will look to you for guidance, and provide unconditional loveETM
    • is not selfish. And honestly. The world in it's entirety is not worse then ever. Shit always happens, turn off the news more often and your life outlook willETM
    • improve in a very short time. Find the good, not the bad. And be happy that one of the hardest, yet greatest things you can experience may be happening soon.ETM
    • As to the human engineering: my 9 year old is mindfucking me pretty hard these days. He knows all my buttonsGreedo
    • Also, i can see my worst qualities in him, but really have to work on him to get my best qualities out.Greedo
    • They do develop a life of their own rather fast and mercilesslyGreedo
    • https://vignette3.wi…detritus
    • What a sick, warped mind. Selfish to have a baby? You are a Margret Sanger eugenist.Hayoth
    • Congrats, Bees. All will be well :)Gnash
    • "We were not expecting this at all. I suggested her to stop taking birth control" What were you expecting?fooler
    • my wife was 40 with our 2nd (also unexpecting child) I was 43. he's two now and he's amazing and healthy. You're not to old yet.fooler
    • doesn't want children, has unprotected sex regularly -_-monospaced
    • do you like sleeping? LOL.. forget about that nowautoflavour
    • congrats tho..autoflavour
    • hey ETM "... that will look to you for guidance, and provide unconditional love" is as egocentric as reason as it gets. There's nothing wrong with wanting tozarkonite
    • make children but it's fundamentally entirely an ego thing.zarkonite
    • It's not an "ego" thing, it's just the way it is. But you clearly have no kids, and are yet another who try to speak without practical experience, so thanks.ETM
    • I always get a kick out of single friends and family who think they know a single fuck about what it means to raise a family.ETM
    • sounds like your wife took the decision herselfdrgs
    • Haha nice one, tho wtf did you expect having unprotected sex. You're about to undergo the most tremendous life journey, massive highs, deep lows, excitement allhans_glib
    • ... the timehans_glib
    • congrats and what auto said :)fadein11
    • if you dont want it no shame in abortiondeathboy
    • Beeswax, i felt the same as you - can barely look after myself ;). But 5 months ago my wife and I had a baby girl (was planned). Couldn't be happier! ...microkorg
    • .. she makes me cry with laughter every day. She is always super excited to see me after i finish work - her smile is priceless! ...microkorg
    • Yes, it's hard work but it's all WELL worth it. Dirty nappies and sick are a laugh. Just have fun. Enjoy this new life developing in the world. Watch it grow ..microkorg
    • .. into a little person.microkorg
    • She stop taking birth control pills and you didnt use condoms and you were not expecting a baby? lol! Babies! How do they work! CONGRATS BEESWAX ;-)Bennn
    • "You know, what is the point?"
      Ha...talk to me after the kid is born.
      Kids are hope. Congratulations!      stoplying
    • Congrats! The moment you see your child for the first time everything will just naturally come to you. Having kids is the best thing I've ever done.kona
    • Pro tip: start wearing ear plugs now. Blame it on the birds waking you at night. When baby arrives, wearing ear plugs is your thing.calculator
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