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    My friends new boyfriend has pissed the bed drunk many nights in a row completely ruining her mattress and waking her up and requiring her to wake him up too because hes still asleep in his filth. I say she should get him to get her a new mattress while hes still feeling embarrassed and guilty and then dump him. Mattresses can be expensive. No way he's going to man up and replace her shit if she breaks up with him before he makes the purchase. What kind of 30-something man still pisses the bed, anyway? That's "out of control of your body" drunk and to me, that's a big sign with flashing lights on it, "Caution, this man is really 3 toddlers stacked on top of each other in a trench coat." I've honestly never experienced anyone close to me doing that. But I assume my knee jerk reaction if someone wet the bed beside me more than once, i'd lose my cool for sure.

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    • Dude can't handle his alcohol, time for your friend to set some serious boundaries. Cut way back on the sauce or gtfo.HijoDMaite
    • That's quite depressing. Dude needs help.DRIFTMONKEY
    • I just feel like these are problems you come across when you're in your 20s and just learning how to party. At this point he's just an alcoholic. She has a kid.shellie
    • Im sure she wants to create some sort of family but id say keep looking.shellie
    • SO YOUR FRIEND CAN'T KEEP HER MOUTH SHUT

      1/10 ,would not pee in her bed ;)      GeorgesII
    • I'd dump him and take the loss. Unless he has prostate cancer, he's trash and should be taken out... he should have OFFERED to replace the mattress like anyzarkonite
    • decent human being.zarkonite
    • I'm not sure I've been so drunk that I pissed myself sleeping. *licks finger, scores air*detritus
    • had a friend who used to do this loads - wasn't an alcoholic. Now a Doctor. Don't be so quick to judge.fadein11
    • He had always been drinking when it happened though.fadein11
    • I have friends who would get hella pissed and sleep piss in cupboards, on sofas, etc. But they were in their early-mid 20s, and it was occasional.detritus
    • As a fairly moderate drinker myself, if I pissed myself more than once in a year from booze I'd have major klaxons going off in my head.detritus
    • @Detrius but did your urine filter through someone else's bed for your unsuspecting girlfriend to roll onto? I cringe at the thought.shellie
    • When new mattress is purchased, throw a mattress protector on it. And get a Casper - they rock!stoplying
    • As I said, shellie - I've never been so drunk I pissed myself or a bed.detritus
    • lol. poor bloke doesn't know we are all discussing his bad habit on here.fadein11
    • of course he should pay for a brand new mattress, and of course she should reconsider letting him in her bed againmonospaced
    • drunk or doing crack? never heard of a drunk person peeing the bad for being really drunkernexbcn
    • At least he didn't shit himself. That's a thing too.cannonball1978
    • it might be okay, I read somewhere, women don't like "nice guys" they prefer bad boys... a guy pissing in bed is pretty badrobotron3k
    • Signs of alcoholism, not just handling your alcohol.Hayoth
    • what a piss boy, signs of an immature fucking cunt.utopian
    • if he's not offering to buy a new mattress just out of common decency then he's a cunt and needs to be given the boot... drunk or not!dee-dubs
    • he probably was sleeping at her place because he pissed up his bed completely.robotron3k
    • Or, change the mindset and think of it as a waterbed. Of sorts. A piss-stinky one.detritus
    • New mattress and give him the boot.garbage
    • lol, robo, you pee the bed too, or are just into making bed-wetting adults look cool?monospaced
    • I dated a girl that would piss the bed nights in a row from drinking. Her reaction "not agin" told it was common. She also drank out of a chew/spit cup once.sofakingback
    • But yea, red flag. move on, theres no time in our life to fix someone or stick with them. I also dated a mentally ill person, fuck that. move on. save yourself.sofakingback
    • dang, poor dude can't afford going to the doctor to check what's going on? it may be some blatter disease or something, it has nothing to do with drinking :(feel
    • Yeah, piss drunk is not attractive.sea_sea
    • I'd say a bladder thing if he EVER did that when he wasn't drunk. She hasn't mentioned anything abut that. If so that would be cause for loving concern.shellie
    • It'd be a completely understandable health concern but not confronting it if thats the case is also pretty immature for a man in his late 30s.shellie
    • nope. 1 strike pissed bed rule!
      he's out!      pango
    • Jeez man, it's a bit of piss. Get over it.robthelad
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