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  • pango0

    What do you do if your best friends new gf is a vegan judgemental anal bitch who lives with your best friend now?

    • shave her armpits? i dunno.iCanHazQBN
    • when in her vicinity— wear a TRUMP16 pin while carrying a hoagie (never actually take a bite of the hoagie)PonyBoy
    • true... she doesn't shave her armpit.pango
    • ^
      gross
      ApeRobot
    • cook lots of baconmonospaced
    • my roommate's vegan judgemental gf moved in with him (and me) in 2008. eventually they broke up.sarahfailin
    • I'm a vegetarian, but I told her if your whole raison d'etre is to eliminate your footprint, then the best way to do it is to just kill yourself.sarahfailin
    • i'd probably not go to his house as often. or just be a cool person to her and hope she follows suitscarabin
    • I don't think she can't control her self getting up on my shit. "Did you know eating meat is bad for the environment? Did you know your shampoo has a lot ofpango
    • Just be your-qbn-self around her.sea_sea
    • Chemicals? Did you know smoke kills? Did you know they use child labour for your clothing? You should know better. "pango
    • Holy fuck women.pango
    • that doesnt sound good at all but maybe an aphrodisiac will loosen her updocpoz
    • Or chloroform. =__=
      Bitch...
      pango
    • lol @seabklyndroobeki
    • Lol @yes_yes. Hard. I'm not mean to people offline.pango
    • Next time she points something out, tell her becoming a vegan turns you into a cunt.iCanHazQBN
    • If she's as bad as she sounds, doubt she'll last. Unless your friend is pussy whipped, in that case it will take longer.sea_sea
    • She is not a bad person. She tries to do good. Just in a super fucking cunty way.pango
    • give her shit about it and start some banter.inteliboy
    • I have an annoying vegan friend who is always talking shit about how wrong everyone is. Makes me want to put him on mute.sea_sea
    • Vegetarian's are find. Vegan is the worst...
      i once wind up in a Lesbian Vegan house. nothing against lesbian but holy shit! worst combination of people ever!
      pango
    • they complain and judge on EVERYTHING. what's the point of living?!?!?! their life is so miserable... at least they have each other... i guess...pango
    • yea, all that peace n love they preach isn't coming through is it? i say screw it, live and let live, stop being so judgmental it's taxing, no one likes it.sea_sea

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