Shit Co-Workers Say

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  • brandon_phillip0

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    Hey, looks like you popped in at 10am, carrying a Latte from Starbucks and then spent an hour talking about your new shoes from whereverthefuckfatcuntsshop to every god dam whore in this place. Glad to see you opened your email by noon and then shit the rest of the day away in meetings that really did not need your input.

    Oh yeah, I got here at 6:30AM, worked out, showered, and still managed to get all my top tasks done before you even thought about FAPing your FUPA. Oh, and guess what, I did more work before you got here than you will ever do in one month.

    So if I knock off before you, shut your fucking pie hole or stuff more cake in it.

    Signed,
    GTD Guy with better things to do than answer to underperforming dregs who are just sitting here collecting a paycheck.

    (BTW - been there, done that, deleted the email, and went about crushing it like you do. Stay strong against the morons and idiots who believe they are doing their job.)

    • holy shit, that's almost the same rant, verbatim, that goes through my head all day long at workmonospaced
    • We must all work with similar sets of incompetent idiots.brandon_phillip

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