Classic Parent Lines
Classic Parent Lines
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my dad is the last of the great white hunters. he's not racist in anyway, but he says the funniest lines ever.
i was with my gf and abunch of my friends in our new pool and it was cold still, so my dad comes out and says "lets see who can cut glass with their nipples!"
whenever its dark outside and we are camping, he always yells "its blacker than kobe's butt out here!"
and to say hi to someone he always says, "chips a-hoy!"
crazy old man