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MX_OnD - the man!

For the comment on yesterdays "I still would" thread...

Humour IS the best medicine

http://www.holistic-online.com/H…

The worst job in the world...

http://www.phespirit.info/dereka…

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Live 8 vs eBay

Suck on that Geldof - it's not only you that's gonna profit out of Live 8

Power to the people!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/enter…

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Fish & Chips

It's a friday tradition - they will be here in an hour!

Any of you guys do friday fish & chips?

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I still would

http://www.b3ta.com/board/464550…

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The Streets

bag of shite!

Just thought I'd share that with you!

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Nationalist

Racist or just plain factual?

http://www.mumbai-central.com/nu…

How would you feel if the BNP put out a pro-Britain piece like this?

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Worst Fears

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/46…

It was known, by members of their community that these people had made visits to Afghanistan...

No matter how 'impartial' you like to consider yourself, you have to admit, this should have raised a certain amount of suspicion.

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Touch Base

My colleague has just taken a call from a client requesting to "touch base" - we all sat around wetting ourselves...

Do any of you guys have clients who talk in clichés and if so, give examples please.

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The face of Jesus

...found in my cookie

http://www.pixelgimp.110mb.com/jesus_cookie.jpg

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Live HATE

Don't give Bob Geldof yer fuckin money!

http://www.thirdworldtraveler.co…

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Robin Cook

On the day of his funeral, an article from last year.

I appreciate some of you may have already seen it, but I feel it's a relevat today as it was when it was written.

A great loss...

http://www.informationclearingho…

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Ingrowing hairs!

I have a few under my chin and they fuckin hurt.

Any of you guys suffer from them, any girls suffer with them in other areas?

Does anyone have any remedies?

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Oxymoron

ox·y·mo·ron

A rhetorical figure in which incongruous or contradictory terms are combined, as in a deafening silence and a mournful optimist.

Anybody got any good ones?

Like:

Rap Music
Millitary Intelligence
Microsoft Works
Pretty Ugly
Income Tax
Diet Cola

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Speeding Ticket

While I was driving down the M25 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have been) I passed under a bridge only to see a traffic-cop on the other side with a radar gun laying in wait.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk, asked: "Runway too short?"

To which I replied, "I'm late for work."

To which he asked, "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum-stretcher," I responded.

The traffic cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum-stretcher?? And just what does a rectum-stretcher do?"

"Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger into a rectum, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet."

Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot arsehole?"

To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."

Speeding ticket : £100.00
Court costs : £68.00
Look on traffic cop's face : PRICELESS... !! *

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Porn/Work

Just to brake from the 'London' story, a work mate is looking at porn at work, should I tell the boss?

*hears 'knocking' from underside of his desk...

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12,000 miles = £

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_po…

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Cultural Differences?

An evolution of the "swiss inspiration" thread:

Do cultural differences in graphic design exist?

and are these determined by socio-political or geographic borders?

Can you say that the swiss airlines branding is generated directly from certain aspects of swiss culture?

or are all just feeding from the same melting pot of "international style"?

What is the future as we all sit looking at each others work from links on NT?

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Bangkok Dangerous

http://hpod.com/files/images/BANGKOK%20DANGEROUS%20Movie.jpg

Is it just me... or is the image of Mr Cage anatomically incorrect?

What's up with his left arm? WTF!

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Ghetto Gospel

Those who wish to follow me (My ghetto gospel)
I welcome with my hands
And the red sun sinks at last into the hills of gold
And peace to this young warrior without the sound of guns...

Bag of shite?

Me thinks so

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Rain Man

Anybody see this?

The Boy With The Incredible Brain: Extraordinary People (Documentary)
Time - 21:00 - 22:00 Monday - Five

When - Monday 23rd May on five
Documentary. How can Daniel do calculations to 100 decimal places in his head? Or remember over 20,000 numbers? Could he learn one of the world's hardest languages in just one week? Leading scientists explore the extraordinary world of this British 'Rainman'.

See:

http://www.theage.com.au/article…

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