April Fool's Jokes Mar 31, 13, 4:36 p.m.

Can we just stick 'em all in here this year?

grape oncologists Mar 20, 13, 12:33 p.m.

ho hum

x * y Mar 5, 13, 12:17 p.m.

k, quick straw poll.

Where x * y is concerned, which do you consider width and which to be height?

Your innate opinion, please - no need for wiki or google results, this isn't about facts.

it's about feelings.

Iran's new Stealth Jet Feb 2, 13, 12:11 p.m.

After faking sending a monkey to space, Iran have come out with this corker.

Introducing the 'Qahar-313'

Nokia Asha Jan 14, 13, 8:37 a.m.

I'm useless with mobile phones and, frankly, hate them. I just broke another one at the weekend by pouring cider all over it.

So. I'm considering a cheapie wee phone, at least until BlackBerry unveil their newest offerings.

Anyone here have a Nokia Asha or has had the chance to play with one?

I just want to be able to read/write emails on the go and make phone calls - I couldn't give a shit about apps or aesthetics.

Thanks!

Help a brother's sister out? Jan 11, 13, 10:41 a.m.

My friend wants, for quite nice reasons, to take a stab at winning a competition which would allow her to do a sub-orbital trip, when the time comes.

She's looking to accrue as many votes as she can for this, it being a commercial promo for an anti-perspirant brand, oh yeah.

If you feel so inclined, please 'VOTE' for her on the following page:

https://www.lynxapollo.com/en_GB…

Some of you may, justifiably, have a very low opinion of me on here, but I ask that you cast that aside for a moment — my friend is a much better human being than I.

Thank you for at least reading this far.
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Penis Jan 11, 13, 3:39 a.m.

How big is senseg's penis?

Win Update + Fonts Dec 17, 12, 2:46 a.m.

Windows users (not sure which platforms affected, tbh, at least Win7) might want to watch out for the following Windows Update which, apparently, screws up OpenType font usage on that platform...

http://www.theregister.co.uk/201…

QBN + FF16b, Win Oct 7, 12, 9:21 a.m.

Is anyone else having problems with the latest Firefox beta and QBN?

My PVN Stay/Hide functionality's just not there and nor can I use notes - even mouse-overing and using the cursor keys doesn't work, which usually does when things are slightly glitching.

tres odd.

Pixelhead Sep 5, 12, 7 a.m.

“The full face mask Pixelhead acts as media camouflage, completely shielding the head to ensure that your face is not recognizable on photographs taken in public places without securing permission. A simple piece of fabric creates a little piece of anonymity for the Internet age”.

http://www.martinbackes.com/pixe…

wpmudev Aug 28, 12, 4:09 p.m.

Has anyone here paid for a plugin from these guys?

Cats Aug 9, 12, 5:01 a.m.

“OH BUT THEY'RE SO CUTE”.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/201…

“If we extrapolate the results of this study across the country and include feral cats, we find that cats are likely killing more than four billion animals [in America] per year, including at least 500 million birds".

.

Cats are assholes.

IS E-PILL IN CHINA? Jul 18, 12, 4:31 a.m.

Status updates here, please.

Jeff Jun 7, 12, 5:14 p.m.

Enough.

Time to go home.

Website power consumption Apr 20, 12, 3:07 a.m.

Huh. So it turns out webpage colour does actually make a bit of difference where power draw is concerned.

I thought this was fairly irrelevant in the LCD age... not true at all!

http://www.pcstats.com/articlevi…

Timeline, motherf*cker Mar 15, 12, 8 a.m.

http://www.chronozoomproject.org…

http://newscenter.berkeley.edu/2…

Fake testimonials Mar 3, 12, 7:58 a.m.

http://www.logodesignbuzz.com/

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"For some time, and rightly so, there has been a general stigma about testimonials, and it's easy to let them do more harm than good. A lot of companies write fake testimonials, given by fictitious people in a random location. For some time, and rightly so, there has been a general stigma about testimonials, and it's easy to let them do more harm than good. A lot of companies write fake testimonials, given by fictitious people in a random location."

— John Martin

Configurable product ecomm Jan 17, 12, 6:50 a.m.

Not to distract from Hans_Glib's post —

Can anyone recommend an eCommerce package that handles 'confgurable products' well?

Essentially, we have 'one' highly configurable product, wherein dimensions, colours and features all affect the price.

I've dug through loads of solutions, none of which seem to offer this functionality either out of the box or with a handy plugin module.

I'd really like to keep the bodge-coding to a minimum, otherwise I'd just do it myself in my typically hokey fashion.

Thanks!

Helen Dec 13, 11, 9:03 p.m.

We love you.

lool Dec 1, 11, 4 a.m.

Keep it coming, man - some top additions today!

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