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Josh Day

hey,

yeah... uh, how about that?

there's... uh... well, there's 1 Josh here...

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the horrible asshat you work with

you know the one.

that guy that fucking knows everything and no matter WHAT you are talking about he knows more than you and will interrupt your story to tell you are wrong. it's slightly amusing when you just calmly disagree with what they've said and then they get louder like it's some sort of life or death situation and you're not listening to their very educated opinion. you couldn't give 2 shits about what they have to say and are still genuinely pissed that they interrupted you in the first place.

i would love nothing more than to punch this guy in the fucking back of the head. with a bat. covered in AIDS

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marketing makes me want to cry

the marketing dept at my company is fucking horrible. i have been waiting on a rebranded identity for part of our company to include on the new website design. all sections have a banner at the top 750x100 px. i finally get the new branded banner. it looks nothing. NOTHING like the others. complete disregard of colors and layout. ok... fine, but the majority of it is white. i cant have a white banner on a white page. elements are cropped in weird places and there is no edge. and don't even get me started on the logo and the typography. i swear this girl is fucking retarded.

it's unreal.

http://awake.graphicode.net/images/shite.jpg

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snorks or smurfs

which is hotter?

http://thehawaiiancombo.com/mbyug/jnjkostal/SNORKS.GIF

or

http://un4life.com/images/smurfs.jpg

on one hand you have smurfette, but shes the only girl so you know she's the village bike

on the other hand there are a few female snorks but they all have cocks on their head

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why don't they count notes?

man, my post count would be through the roof.

flav might be the king though. i've seen him have entire conversations with himself over the span of like 15 notes.

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Dr. websites

anyone have good examples?

i want it to be professional and respectable, but it needs to have warmth too, nothing too corporate.

the project is a redesign for a cancer specialist.

thanks.

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petition for spooky

yea or nay

"yea" come back you knob!

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run, fatboy. run.

hysterical

simon pegg is a blessing in hollywood. and its one of those feel good movies / romantic comedies so you can take your girl. (or if you are a girl just tell your guy its the dude from shaun of the dead)

not as funny or as clever as shaun of the dead, or even hot fuzz, but still a hell of a good time. my friend and i laughed out loud like 8 year olds at a couple parts while our girlfriends kinda groaned. good times.

b Ü d

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design with curly ornaments

anyone know of some nice examples of swooshy, curly ornaments used effectively in a design, be it print or web design.

much appreciated to anyone that has some quality examples. have to design a website using this curly, ornate piece of garbage that marketing has already used in some pitiful print materials and i am having a mental block.

thanks
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flavorful

so um, hey... yeah...

you're the man now, dog!

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spook-a-luke

why you hiding in the jaline thread?... you've been awful quiet today...

... never trust the quiet ones

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Dammit, ukit!

i thought you were supposed to be moderating this shit?

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honestly

i troll around here and generally add to the sarcastic and cynical tone. i do it because it keeps me entertained at my monotonous job and because occasionally i make others laugh with a stupid comment or animated gif, but i sincerely appreciate when i see or read something fulfilling and genuine like the patrick o'brien thread and Bonseff's unfortunate story this morning. reading those accounts and hearing more about Tank's mother is so uplifting and refreshing and so so needed. sharing a story of humilty and strength and grace and love and spirit such as those is crucial to humanity. more power to all of them and their families, and to everyone else, struggling or not, that gives us a glimpse at pure, raw human beauty and integrity. the world needs more light - more things that make you slow up a step, realize life is precious, smell the roses, acknowledge and be thankful for even simple daily experiences.

i will kiss my son tonight, and hold my girlfriend very close. i wish everyone a very safe and happy weekend. thanks.

as you were...

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how many computers does adobe allow to use the same serial?

someone was telling me recently that you can have the software on up to 3 different computers. true? not true? curious because i just found out that marketing is using Photoshop cs3 and i'm stuck in cs for no good reason. plus i'd also like to have a copy of illustrator cs3...

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typography question

if anybody on here can point me in the direction of good online resources: articles, pages, sites

just looking to expand my knowledge a bit. bored at work. attempting to be productive today.

resources on history of type, theory, practice, etc.

anything would be appreciated. i know nothing about type.

thanks
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Green Day

Used to like them quite a bit.
poppish, but catchy simple songwriting. dug where they were taking their sound a few years back, seemed as if they were growing up.

then they found eyeliner and began catering to emos and teenyboppers. are they still around?

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print 100

does anyone have the link to the flickr account that showed print 100 cards and samples?

thanks

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QBN madlibs

first off, QBN, didn't mean to take thy name in vain,... just getting some folks attention. and since this would really only make sense to people on this site, i needed somewhat of an attention-grabbing headline.

let's get it going, didn't expect the few responses i got before but it would amuse me to see some others. might put these on stickers or something and make them available for QBNrs

http://awake.graphicode.net/images/jesse.gif

just post yours here:

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a face for radio...

http://sports.yahoo.com/olympics…

the chinese pull a "milli vanilli" at the opening ceremony

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if watermelon persists after 4 hours...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080…

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