Sh*t the Bed Jul 2, 08, 12:29 p.m.

Yup, this certainly has. The smell is lingering.

Candian iPhone Rates Jun 27, 08, 8:48 p.m.

Dear Rogers, you suck bawlz.

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Your First Car Jun 24, 08, 11:40 a.m.

Inspired by the other thread.

1984 Scirocco but in silver.

Great Typography Jun 19, 08, 4:19 p.m.

Come across any great typographic solutions lately?

Searching QBN Jun 17, 08, 9:38 p.m.

Is there a way to search individual user's replies to threads?

Ingore Feature Petition Jun 13, 08, 3:54 p.m.

Dear QBN®,

The following members of QBN® hereby request that the ignore feature be brought back in all of it's glory. This once prominent feature was a staple for many users, and we feel that if brought back there will be a breath of fresh and discussion returned to this already top notch community.

We understand that you may have had good reason for removing this feature, so all we ask is that you hear us out.

Thank you for your time.

2cents
- member since 2002.

I'm Voting Republican Jun 11, 08, 11:07 a.m.

http://imvotingrepublican.com/

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Jumper Jun 10, 08, 3:43 p.m.

In the alley beside our office. Fucking hell.

ffffound Jun 10, 08, 10:57 a.m.

Uhm, I can't believe I'm doing this. But, uhm, errr... anyone have an invite they could spare for a colleague of mine?

I know, I know... I used my only invite up and I'm doing this as a favour for him.

*puts on fire retardant suit in preparation for the flameage.

Burning Ring of Fire May 29, 08, 10:26 p.m.

On oldie, but a goodie.

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Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana .
He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 on FM dial in Ft. Wayne , Indiana , who was sponsoring a worst job experience contest. Needless to say, she won.

~~Hi Sue,
Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all . Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job. As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse.
Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it, however, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator.
His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression. When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet.

As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my ass was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass.
Now repeat to yourself, 'I love my job, I love my job, I love my job.'
Whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, is this a jellyfish bad day?

My Kid Could Paint That May 29, 08, 9:08 p.m.

Anyone see this documentary?

http://www.apple.com/trailers/so…

I'm interested to hear what others think of Marla Olmstead and whether she really is 100% behind the work.

God Drives a Ford? May 28, 08, 8:53 a.m.

Transcript: "Did you know that there are people in this country who want prayer out of schools, "Under God" out of the Pledge, and "In God We Trust" to be taken off our money?

But did you know that 86% of Americans say they believe in God? Now, since we all know that 86 out of every 100 of us are Christians who believe in God, we at Kieffe & Sons Ford wonder why we don't just tell the other 14% to sit down and shut up. I guess maybe I just offended 14% of the people who are listening to this message. Well, if that is the case, then I say that's tough, this is America folks, it's called free speech. And none of us at Kieffe & Sons Ford are afraid to speak up. Kieffe & Sons Ford on Sierra Highway in Mojave and Rosamond: if we don't see you today, by the grace of God, we'll be here tomorrow."

I always pictured him more as someone who takes public transit.

My French Brothas May 27, 08, 2:25 p.m.

Please very much for your assistance once again.

"House Mild Blend"
"House Dark Blend"

In reference to coffee packaging.

Thanks QBN May 26, 08, 1:37 p.m.

You warm the cockles of my heart. You're the bestest.

http://www.qbn.com/topics/553083…

SItes That Use Large Images May 21, 08, 10:33 a.m.

Looking for sites that use large images for the background.

Lay 'em on me!

What Would You Do? May 20, 08, 1:32 p.m.

If you decided to leave the design game. Ever think about it?

Pimms on the Patio May 15, 08, 3:53 p.m.

Life is good.

HM Aeron Chair May 12, 08, 2:05 p.m.

What an over priced, over hyped POS.

What does everyone sing the praises of this chair?

HTML/Flash Hybrid Sites May 12, 08, 9:55 a.m.

Looking for some great examples.

Please share your finds.

hedge May 9, 08, 3:30 p.m.

You're teh awesomeness with your fancy cars and homes.

Please shower us with your other expensive toys.