For a better tomorrow.
- _niko9
- I love it when a court room artist hates the defendant. This is as good as the Martin Shkreli drawings: https://pbs.twimg.co…Wolfboy
- ^hahaha he's a ghoul, that's perfectPhanLo
- PhanLo ..
I see a new career path in your futureRamanisky2 - there's a magic in courtroom sketches Ram, how they can capture moments so fast. I wish I was that fast, hehe. Wonder if they use iPads now?PhanLo
- Legal teams are allowed a few tablets, but the sketcher in a no-phones session is still fully analog. Dream job.garbage
- ^Ahh well,
no Procreate for you Phan.Ramanisky2 - Donald Trump fell asleep at court again today, and farted audibly while the judge was answering juror questions.neverscared
- ^haha sleep farts from 45, ledge.
@Ram that's cool they still have to rock it with the pastels :-)PhanLo
- fooler6
- Matisyahu and Larry BirdKrassy
- Jim Martin and Lars UlrichContinuity
- Richard Karn and Simongarbage
- https://www.youtube.…palimpsest
- Ono and Oh nokingsteven
- Help me if you can, I'm feeling downSlashPeckham
- I was going to comment but I think I'll let it be_niko
- Kings of Conveniencespl33nidoru
- Ron Jeremy & Simonutopian
- Poor man's Kruder & DorfmeisterNBQ00
- hillbilly autechreneverscared
- The Chemtrail BrothersBluejam
- lollll @ commentsfuturefood
- DJ Shadow & Cut Chemistmicrokorg
- Sam Bankman-Fried and Caroline Ellisonkingsteven
- Tim & Eric decent jobBonSeff
- I'm interested in seeing Hillbilly Autechre happen in this way.CyBrainX
- Markiplier & PewdiepieYakuZoku
- fisheye and SimonFFMd_gitale
- The hot new indie band, Ever Decreasing Returns.Wolfboy
- Daft Punkpseud
- Boards of Canadainteliboy
- Beautiful boysmisterhow
- mort_12
- Yo dawg ...Continuity
- I actually want this so could have an excuse to not change my shirt for a couple days on a weekend.garbage
- "Babe, do you not understand how long it takes to put this thing on?"garbage
- what is he hiding under there?utopian
- UXnbq
- looks like a rockband songpockets
- Is that a Gordon Gartrell
https://youtu.be/LPW…prophetone - haha, is this your shirt Mort? So cool bro!Ianbolton
- @Ian eh, no! LOLmort_
- oey_oey2
Fail of the day
Grimes at Coachella 2024
"Major issues"...can't beat sync...- sorry, forgot the link
https://streamable.c…oey_oey - No fucking excuses, you got only one job.ApeRobot
- All those AI animation , for fuck sake.ApeRobot
- can't help think this is exactly what people that go to coachella want to seekingsteven
- sorry, forgot the link
- PhanLo4
draw something
testing more brushes in Procreate, the pencil one and the watercolour blended really nicely, quite accidentally.
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- Gardener6
- took me a while....hans_glib
- UK Baby!utopian
- A skater we knew tried to say to a woman in Thailand, that he didn't want to pay because it was making love or some hippy shit. Had to pay.PhanLo
- I saw shocking behaviour from western men when I was on Ko Samui years ago, my then gf swore at the old men walking arm in arm with young girls on the beachGardener
- I could tell such awful tales, I kept a diary of my Asian travels, some real mad shit, no camera/smartphone then thoughGardener
- ...i hate to break it to you but those aren't girlssarahfailin
- and that isn't thailand.sted
- thailand, women (prostitutes) will hit on you in front of your girlfriend, just like in HK. in my experience, the ladyboys there were like drag queens in the USimbecile
- flamboyant, but more respectful of boundariesimbecile
- https://youtu.be/Dg8…YakuZoku
- dad?OBBTKN
- Honestly, he looks a lot like my father... the first time I saw this image I even doubted him. Although he has never been to Thailand!!OBBTKN
- plot twist.....maquito
- this is sadmilfhunter
- Y'all jealous :) lol jkWordsworth
- Ramanisky23
- Looks great!mort_
- ^ yeah really doesRamanisky2
- "existential art-house fuckery."
Best review ever lol_niko
- kingsteven4
QBN Client Mods
not running any mods atm. but these should work.
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- added.monNom
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- yeah, has() no place in polite css but is a blessing for this sort of thing.kingsteven
- a warning though... without some javascript to toggle this could get a bit confusing with sidenotes.kingsteven
- imbecile6
blog
because you all care so m uch about my lawn.
this is a fairly common yard here
no, thank you
that line is noticeable
yes, please
seems neighbors I've spoken to about this all say essentially the same thing, just stay on top of it, they appear quickly and die just as fast. letting weeds propagate is bad for clover, grass, and the soil. Ideally wildgrasses that root deeper would be preferencial. but with a limit to grass height, not an opton. each has their opinion on chemicals but given the pup, i'm using vinegar, salt, or boiling water for anything I can't dig up.
this is why kentucky bluegrass is preferred here, slower growth, denser, better at retaining water
- I planted creeping thyme, moss, and other low ground cover plants. 3rd year and it’s starting to take over nicelyGnash
- i've never had a property that's not separated by a hedge or fence, that would wind me up to the point i'd just end up doing theirs.kingsteven
- i have a bit of lawn thats out of the way i use for patching dog damage then just seed the edges, it's usually blended in a couple weeks, then repeat :-|kingsteven
- lol, so many lawnpics. Have you tried Zoysia? It's what they use around golf courses and tends to be weed resistant.garbage
- Constant maintenance, and after having to deal with it through childhood, my biggest victory in life is not having a fucking yard.garbage
- But if you laid down sod, you'd never see those weeds again. Also pick the dandelions before they spread.garbage
- What kind of machine are you using on that spread? Push mower? Electric? Tractor? We gotta know!stoplying
- these are photos of area yards as i walk my dog. currently i use a craftsman LT2000 rider and edger / trimmer. picking up a toro self-propelled for the backyardimbecile
- my back yard is only about 3,000 sq ft, the front is about 7,000. I live on a corner lot.imbecile
- Currently, my favorite tool is Grampa's Weeder. I have two. grampasweeder.com then i pour a saltwater vinegar solution into the hole to make sure the root diesimbecile
- paging Gardenerd_gitale
- Damn, looks like my yard but slightly better.Ramanisky2
- this might be the least interesting post I've ever seensarahfailin
- ^ Yes have one of those weeders!stoplying
- stoplying9
blog
So we're standing on a pier on San Cristobal island in the Galapagos last week. We're about 8 feet above the surf, rocks, crabs and sea lions resting on the rocks. My wife walks over and promptly drops her phone through the boards of the pier and into the rocks below. Poof. It's gone. We get down on our knees to see if we can locate it. Nada. A gentleman who works at the marina walks over seeing we're in distress, I explain in my 8th grade Spanish what happened and he walks away. Three minutes later he returns with shirtless man called Jorge who looks like he's a house painter due to the paint splattered on his back. He asks where the phone is, jumps over the railing, down on to the rocks and sticks his arm down to try to find it. Waves are crashing about every 10 seconds or so. He pulls out a plastic bag. He pulls out an empty can. Then he holds up my wife's iPhone 13 (waterproof!) and we are so relieved. The phone was totally fine, still on and working even though it had been submerged for about 15 minutes or so. We handed Jorge and the other big guy $20 each. They were psyched and we were obviously so happy. It was a needed reminder that there are still really nice people out there.
So grateful for that big man to be willing to walk over to help.- $20 is $20.palimpsest
- Jorge the herogarbage
- I went to Galapagos and all I have is a lost iPhone story? Is this some kind of sick joke? Just kidding, glad you got it back. Now - pictures!canoe
- https://static1.srcd…Nairn
- imbecile6
Elon Musk
Elon Musk Deposed In Lawsuit For Falsely Linking Jewish Man To Neo-Nazi Brawl
Elon Musk was deposed in a recent lawsuit for falsely linking a 22-year-old Jewish man to a neo-Nazi brawl. Musk, who attempted to keep the deposition from the public, admits he did no research into his false claim, among other revelations.
- I'm just waiting for one of his kids to go nuts and kill him. That's the only way we don't have to hear about him anymore.garbage
- I'm looking at you, Techno Mechanicus.garbage
- ooo say that name in Optimus prime's voice, would be a dope transformer_niko
- Elon's trying to make sure his nickname is Tau. I wish any of this was a joke. That kid's gonna get his ass whooped 24/7.garbage
- Stable Woke Geniusutopian
- also, ░M░Y░P░ U░S░S░ Y░I░ N░B░I░O ░jonny_quest_lives
- @garbage omg, that's real. flolNairn
- pockets4
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- NBQ006
- East ClintwoodBluejam
- "git off me" lornehans_glib
- Borbin CurnsonRamanisky2
- 6G setnbq
- Waldoutopian
- To make you feel even older: His fit of senility when, in front of a crowd, he talked to the ghost of Obama sitting in an empty chair?garbage
- That was 12 years ago. Can't believe this coot is still alive, and don't want to imagine how stupid he's become.garbage
- dirty, hairy_niko
- Crystal meth Santamort_
- Grandad Torinogarbage
- Fistful of Dentures_niko
- High Plains Drifting off to sleep_niko
- side note: Kurosawa made more money from Fist Full of Dollars than any of his own filmsGnash
- ^ If that's true, that's absolutely depressing.garbage
- The Good, the Bad and the Oldutopian
- “I took Thursday’s medication”futurefood
- jagara3
blog
Just finished Better Call Saul. It was excellent. So was Mad Men.
I've started watching old(er) stuff that I missed back when it was on, instead of constantly following the newest.
What else was absolutely excellent?
- The WireMorning_star
- House of Cards, West Wing.Morning_star
- Ozark, Dark.Morning_star
- Toast of Londonnb
- King of Queensnb
- The X-Filesnb
- LOST
lolmonospaced - The Fresh Prince of Bel Air absolutely excellentnb
- Parker Lewis Can’t Losenb
- Law & Order Toronto: Criminal Intentnb
- Louienb
- If you liked The Wire, check out The Commishnb
- If you liked Better Caul Sal check out Boston Legalnb
- omg yes LOST! each season has like 22 episodes :)robthelad
- +1 for ToastFax_Benson
- AO, Bodiesformed
- The OA?palimpsest
- Californication_niko
- The last season of BCS is fucking brutal.garbage
- Luck (2011–2012)
The Booth at the End (2011–2012)
Show Me a Hero (2015)
The Night Of (2016)
Hap and Leonard (2016–2018)
The Looming Tower (2018)
The Deuce (2017webazoot - Too Old to Die Young (2019)webazoot
- Perfect Strangers - 1986palimpsest
- Treme
Fargo
True Detectivemort_ - The Sopranosmort_
- Mike &,Molly ... actually found it very funny for a network sitcom. Lots of dirty innuendo humor in it. So much so, that I couldn’t believe CBS aired it.Ramanisky2
- Parker Lewis Can’t Loseprophetone
- I wish I could watch Mad Men again for the first time... Loved it.
Now I just finished Twin Peaks again. Still nice. Weird, but nice.Longcopylover - Bloodline (first season)mort_
- Bluejam8
- If only!Continuity
- finally!Krassy
- Better update the Dewey Incestinal System.CyBrainX
- "The Five" sounds like some super villain group nameNutter
- Jesse Watters is so shit that I have to think he's shit on purpose. Nobody can be that dumb. Then I remember all his failed attempts at street comedy.garbage
- “Through the machineries of greed, pettiness, and the abuse of power, love occurs.”neverscared
- Ramanisky25
- CoolOBBTKN
- +++++PhanLo
- these are amazing!exador1
- ^ they really are ... I just wish they were slightly longer narratively. Hopefully the next round bigger budget maybe.Ramanisky2
- ekael4
Suggest a good movie…
I don't know if it has already been suggested, but this argentinian anthology movie is very good, 6 dark comedy cynical stories on how violence is inevitable in our society
- Great oneRamanisky2
- yup, loved itGardener
- Fantastic. I posted at the time, and am conceited enough to point that out.MrT
- I had no clue what it is about when I saw it in theatres and I still think about this 10 years later.Longcopylover
- That wedding story O_oRamanisky2
- A classicmort_
- Bombita. The best.Miesfan
- imbecile1
- What is he smoking, his extra appendages? lolutopian
- I'm pretty sure this is AI but with India, you never know...I've seen some shit_niko
- even in india right hands don´t grow on left armspoidokan
- Beksinski vibes!skinny_puppy
- Picture?canoe
- we will spend our days watching fake content very soon and we wont be able to tell whats real and fake. #soonHAL9001
